Wish I could be thick and dumb so I didn't have to be aware of everything happening, but I'm just dummy thick instead 😔

Who will be the ska band brave enough to include a ripping Vuvuzela solo on their next single

Hi, I’m autistic and I’m the mayor of my city.

"These are kids who will never pay taxes," Kennedy declared. "They'll never hold a job. Theyl never play baseball. They'Il never write a poem. They'll never go out " on a date. Many of them will never use a toilet unassisted. We have to recognize doing this to our children. we are

RFK Jr. wants to eradicate autistic people and also has no idea what an autistic person is

A pile of sliced bread, neatly arranged, but half the loaf has fallen over in a spread. The background is white.

"The best thing since sliced bread" is an odd phrase until you realize commercially sliced bread only dates to 1928, making it a newer innovation than aerosol cans, TV & PEZ candy.

Let's learn about Otto Frederick Rohwedder's invention of the best thing since the last best thing.

Drawing of a hairless rat named Neil banging out the tunes on a purple keyboard with rainbow keys. There are colorful stars and music notes in the background as he plays.

Neil banging out the tunes
#art

This should be obvious!

Flamedramon, the fire of Courage! 🔥
Still unsure about this piece but I like it well enough to post!
#Digimon #Digimon02

Bro check the plex

Why is literally all home decor these colors now?

Me, 9 years old, listening to Mambo No 5: "Whats a Jimmy Juice that's so dumb haha"

Sounds like a Solution to me

Okay but like. Can you even imagine living through "The Great War" just to find out 20 years later they're doing another one?

HI

I wonder how many government lists I'm on.
Not for any reason, I'm just curious

Blue sky is awesome because a bunch of people who like to make jokes and a bunch of people who are incapable of identifying a joke are forced to share space

Okay but you can literally click the sound on tiktok and it'll tell you it's on Spotify. It even gives you a "add to liked songs" button how can people not figure this out??

Bet. See ya in like 4 months 🫡

Aight come over and we'll talk about Mordetwi

I wish I had irl friends who would share the same energy as me when I tell them that the official Cartoon Network Instagram posted MordeTwi fanart

Been following you one platform to the next since Tumblr and don't plan on stopping now 🫡

One mortician says "the kid's new to the mortician business, but he seems enthusiastic. Hey! how's that make-up coming?" The trainee mortician presents his work and the face he's put on the corpse resembles Trixie Mattel's makeup. He says "voilà it's Trixie Mattel!" The first mortician says "uh... I think the mourners may want something more... subtle." The trainee moritician gets back to work saying "right, right. Gotrcha chief." He presents them with the redone makeup and says "Voilà. It's Katya!" The experienced morticians look annoyed.

Tonight!!

Got some sock puppets for sale, if anyone is interested in taking them off my hands.

Mike Tyson V. Jake Paul is going to be seen as the modern "Fight of the Century" and I'm not joking.

Republicans can't handle gender non-conformity because it goes against their most core belief that women should be subjugated by men. Throwing nonbinary people and gender transitions into that equation throws their whole belief system out the window

Just wrapped up my first full chapter since starting my job on Fortnite, and it's been such a wild ride. Ch.5 was so fun, and we made SO MANY changes to the item shop, both player-facing and back end. Shout out to all the awesome folks on the shop team, and I can't WAIT till yall see what's next.

Okay but what does "finish" even mean? Every AAA game to ever exist has shipped as "oh god we're at cert sub just send it"

Black cats are not bad luck. If you see a black cat & something bad happens after, it's because you have bad vibes, dude. The worst vibes, pal. Rancid vibes, bro.