A friend sent me a churchwarden pipe (the long one). I was using it on my porch and a neighbor kid saw and went "Yo Gandalf!"

The kids might be alright.

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A screenshot with a gif from family guy. Peter is holding a shotgun saying I just wanna talk to them

Me: yeah, Belle is starting to date

My mods:

"How could they lie like that so brazenly??""
Because you let them.
FOR DECADES
About people you didn't care about.

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Me getting a standing desk for my birthday last year: This is going to be great to stay active.

Me, after having it for 6 months: Let me raise it so Tank can sit under the desk like Harley does.

I know it's odd, but I'm not hiding neurodivergence anymore.

We've got another stream about the lore in Outlast next week, lol.

I put up a tip goal incentive, where I'd start doing streams talking about my hyperfixations.

I've spent all morning pulling clips and images to discuss the wildest fan theories from King of the Hill on Friday night. There is a good chance this leads to a KotH podcast because there's so much.

FYI, if you spend an entire match being told to get back in the kitchen, they're going to screw your mom, and that you're a fat bitch... nothing will happen.

But the moment you tell them you're gonna put their dad in plow pose and crank his own kids into his mouth, you'll get a chat ban.

Started playing Dispatch. This is how it's going

Can’t wait to hear propaganda Barbie say that Nancy Reagan was only the throat goat because of DEI, and Tr*mp is now claiming the title.

A screen shot from Discord showing a user say that a meme about how Ana from Overwatch keeps sleeping a tank until they swap or punch a hole in their monitor, is hard coded as me.

I feel seen by my friends, lol

I'm also using any tips from my streams this week to purchase more donations on Monday before I drop everything off.

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I know I don't post here much, but this is important.

My son goes to a school for kids with special needs. 80% of the families receive SNAP, and need help right now. We're collecting donations online via an Amazon wishlist if you'd like to help them out: www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...

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Everything is horrible and I feel like I’m drowning… BUT I got six friend requests after my last match of Overwatch playing Ana, so I got that going for me.

Seeing my senator call for "coming together" and spewing centrist bullshit, while being silent about the lynchings and school shootings should bother me. But at this point, I would be crazy to expect an establishment dem to do anything else.

an Overwatch score card showing Mommy as Widowmaker with 19 elims and 6 deaths, and the enemy Widowmaker with 10 elims and 12 deaths

Man, I missed OW Classic. The enemy Widow was less than thrilled with me, lol.

Getting dressed after a shower and my husband stops me. “New goats at work?”

“How’d you know?”

He motions to my legs, which I had barely noticed were covered in bruises from mid thigh down to my calves. “How does this not faze you?”

“I have HEDS and work with animals. I’m gonna bruise”

Those comedy central roast royalties must be drying up.

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Waiting for the right wingers who called for war against the left over this to apologize like

To him:
Children's lives were worth less than background checks.

Children's lives were worth less than banning automatic weapons.

Children's lives were worth less than any real regulation.

So no, I'm not going to be civil. According to him, his own death is an acceptable price to pay.

You're all funnier than I am, so I'll leave with this concerning what happened today.

You will not make me feel bad for joking about this, when Kirk said, with his whole chest, that gun deaths are an acceptable price we need to pay to keep the 2nd amendment as is.

To be fair, it's not like Kirk was homeless or trans. He made his money whipping a specific group of people into a frenzy with bullshit he posted online.

Of course Gavin has a soft spot for him.

"continue his work", you know, the white nationalist red pilling of young men online.

Of all the non partisan platitudes you could have regurgitated right now, you throw this out about a man who helped make sure project 2025 came to be.

Give it a few weeks and a letter will magically “be found” where Smith says there was another gold plate saying Jesus had a 12 gauge and supported crypto.

Honestly surprised none of those special undergarments had concealed carry holsters.

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

I hope his family takes comfort in knowing he died doing what he loved.

Being a racist piece of shit that couldn’t answer a direct question.

"You shouldn't make fun of your dog and call him stupid."

I just watched him spend a solid minute looking on the ground for a treat he was actively CHEWING.

I will die for this dog. He's also a 170 lb idiot. Both can be true.

When the guy who's been spouting off sexist and racist comments all match in game chat's mom can be heard in the background telling him to clean his room.