An article from comicbook.com claiming Kushiel's Dart and Crescent City deserve as much love as Fourth Wing and ACOTAR
Gen Z: "We discovered Kushiel's Dart! It has languished in obscurity!"
Gen X and Millennials: *slow cigarette drag* "Check your mom's bookshelf, padawan. Now, right next to that well-worn Carey, let's introduce you Anne Rice, I mean, A. N. Roquelaire..."
If they figure out a way to visualize who has RoW it’s going to be ludicrous
For Immediate Release U.S. Attorney's Office, Southern District of New York Stefan Pildes Used SantaCon to Raise At Least $2.7 Million for Charity from 2019 to 2024, but Diverted More Than Half to a Slush Fund and Spent Hundreds of Thousands of Dollars of the Remaining Proceeds on Personal Expenses
Shocked, SHOCKED that the SantaCon founder did a shit-ton of embezzlement
I never would have believed such a fine upstanding institution to be built on a foundation—nay a throne—of lies
www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr...
“Santacon founder” lololol
That guy for sure doesn’t know the four fucks.
this guy still looks better than that clavicle or whatever jabroni
"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking
A film that takes place where you’re from: (would have also accepted Mr. Holland’s Opus)
30 years ago today, the Utica news was all abuzz about the reference
Is the Popa a Catholic? In this Ohio diner, they aren’t so sure.
Hey, so this is cool. I’ve got a Peace Prize too, you fascist ass.
what up, chat
Wait so we attacked Iran, then Iran blocked the strait, then we told them we’d attack more to force them to open the strait, now we’re attacking to close the strait?
couchchella isn’t bad this year
now I need booty shorts that read “erotically seditious content” on the butt
Real sickos FC content in this Porto v Forest match now
Lemme charge up the battery on the ol’ dewalt drill
all these universities kept axing medieval history departments as if they thought tyrants beefing with the Pope was going to stop being relevant
Armageddon is terrible, but our only other option was diversity trainings at work.
yeah I like dags
those horrible we like tha moon guys. i’m really dating myself with this one
my whole feed today
Why should I change my comma usage? AI is the one that sucks.
Do guys who do Hyrox know it’s legal to wear a shirt?
never forget when the Easter Bunny sent Teddy Roosevelt to the shadow realm
This Toronto v Colorado match is a heck of a day for us @sickosfc.bsky.social fans
actual nytimes headline FEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.
you, a naive fool: i do believe there are some things the nytimes won’t both sides
the nytimes:
White collar jobs in 2016: Free cold brew on tap! Conference rooms? Too old school! We’re yoga ball people. We have catered lunch on Wednesdays. If your benefits don’t cover something you need, tell us!
White collar jobs in 2026: Use Chat GPT or we’ll hit you
We were stoked to have some face time with the Japanese-American actor, but his schedule prevented it. So, we opted for e-mail correspondence. A list of queries was sent his way, and we waited. The silence continued until it was quickly replaced by a ticking clock as deadlines loomed. We had the photospread, but nothing directly uttered by the 29-year-old. With a driving need for a feature, we had to be inventive. Harnessing our creative license, we pulled his verbatim from previous interviews and fed them through an AI programme to formulate new responses. Are these the words we expect from Mackenyu? Or are they just replies from an echo chamber of celebrity-hood that we want to believe is from him? With the absence of information, can new insights be gained? Nature abhors a vacuum, and in its place, a story fills the hollow. The following interview was produced with Claude, Copilot, and edited by humans.
cover of esquire singapore featuring a photo of the guy they didn't interview
Esquire Singapore posted a cover story interview that
***did not interview the subject***
***but instead***
***generated the entire interview using AI***
jfc wtaf gtfo
Happy first toilet to leave low earth orbit week to all who celebrate
Every Maundy Thursday I say "no anonymous sex at the Maunty Thursday bacchanal this year" and every year I end up having extremely anonymous sex at the Maundy Thursday bacchanal
