Let’s tap in @polisciatnu.bsky.social while I’m here! His department doesn’t have an account. Weird! Anyways, let your homies in the MENA program know to stop bringing in a violent creep. ;)

@northwestern-relst.bsky.social hey guys! Please stop bringing in your creep assaulter colleague :)

Having a perfectly whatever night and then the Northwestern University professor who physically assaulted me comes in for a drink :) I’m gonna start naming names :)

is there an SSRI that won’t make me feel like my entire bottom half has been severed from the top or what

Confessions of a slaughterhouse worker A former abattoir worker describes her job and the effect it had on her mental health.

kept choosing screenshots of text from this article but it’s too horrific. humans are not meant to carry our 10 hour days of violence so you can have a little snack

I don’t rly care about how most meat eaters “feel” abt animals because it becomes very clear very quickly that meat consumption is about dominion over their fellow humans as well 🥰

I have been forcibly removed from the stage

contrary to popular belief, I as a vegan do not rly care THAT much if you eat meat.

now, if u think meat should be cheaper, hell, if you think it should stay as cheap as it is now given the amount of human suffering in the meat industry that KEEPS it cheap, I think you should be-

Louisville vegan jerky is doing a Neil hamburger flavor

Created in a FUCKING LAB for me

wearing a cool outfit in the suburbs of St. Louis is a risky move because the most busted crusted meemaws youve ever seen are gonna be openly glaring at you in the schnucks parking lot

oh you love your OC Miis huh? I’m making Mari makinami enter a lesbian relationship with Megan thee stallion

Whatever anyone tells you don’t put a clove of garlic in there okay. You’ll be tasting it for. A long time

Double fisting margs

moments before telling you that nobody understands andy Kaufman like I do and that I think in a different universe he was my birth father but something in this current universe got messed up and

he was so mean! He used to make me do rap battles

what if I told you I got an Instagram friend suggestion and it’s my elementary school Bus Bully and they’re transmasc now and their name is

Shitting u not

Lu

spent an hour lamenting about the lack of ska on the radio. the entire sound system shuts down while my husband is driving on its own, turns itself back on, bam, fuckin She Got Arrested is playing. most useless fucking superpowers ever

my “I control a small thread of space and time” delusion was NOT helped on this road trip

rock music needs more tambourines and shakers again. we need singers to shake it a little more.

peach red bull is the moscato of energy drinks

transcendent jam. genre? who cares?

Chicago to STL road thoughts

hey ya! is truly the most iconic song of its era and there is no competition nothing even close

There was some kind of Kellogg Business School reunion over the weekend I think 🤢🤢🤢

and they will STEAL YOUR COCKTAIL PICKS

This happens a lot! but this isn’t always my experience- I have wealthy patrons all the time who I genuinely enjoy making drinks for because they’ve been lucky enough to travel and have their taste buds exposed to a lot of cool stuff. Depends a lot on the market you’re working in.

there is something very cool and very magical and almost…
Empowering? abt being able to take a sip of something and find a note of something else

fun fact: having a developed and trained palate for food and drink isn’t a rich person thing! U can do it too! U have taste buds and a limbic system!

[isildur, giddy, spinning a golden ring on his finger] guys not to be dramatic but i think i found the one

sometimes I join him and it’s so cute he’s so happy

this is why I married a Big Man. he knows to get at least two maybe even three… or
Four

I question anyone who isn’t already doing such a thing!!!