Spottedleaf would've won the mlemmys

I'm so happy my daughter is a warrior now but my ex husband is being weird about it again

Guys would you be pissed if your clanmate (37 moon old shecat) took twoleg food because she got sick of the taste of frog? Just asking

I found these weird things near the twoleg place, tasted bad.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT

Cheers sister

Twinning...

This cold has gotten me sick, just a runny nose but wow puddleshine doesn't know what he's doing

I know what you are.

I had a nightmare last night I was in the dark forest, it's been on my mind ever since I moved to shadowclan

Don't trust brown tabbies. They don't pay their fucking child support

If you put your paw in your mouth does the paw disappear or can you still see it.

Snow is falling again and I still hate it it reminds me of my neices death

Shadowclan welcomes everyone with open paws

They tried to pick me up last time I got too close..

I'm not excited for clansmas
That pine tree in the twolegs den looks inviting though..

I hope you drown next time

They let you have fucking wine I want some

You're cold and annoying starclan prophecy for you go to the darkforest

Your son doesn't clean the dirtpile after using it I don't need to apologize to any tom actually

Punched bumblestripe because he wouldn't stop talking about pick up artistry and I've been kicked out of clansgiving

At clansgiving. Overstimulated.

I knew a cat who ate a clanmate before and he said it was bitter so i wouldn't worry

I'm glad you're double dead

I think I should marry a shecat

THATS MY FUCKING COUSIN YOU ASSHOLE

GET AWAY FROM MY FAMILY ❗❗❗❗❗❗❗ 🫵🫵🫵🫵 GO BACK TO RIVERCLAAAAN N

Just eat like fish that's all you do anyway. Wonder why there was only a pawful of riverclan cats during the great battle

It's gonna be

Haaiughhhng g. H. Hh shit fucks