I live about 2 hours from there and can tell you that I know a ridiculous number of people who have photos of themselves up on that Park sign pretending to hump the goat

But socialismses

I'd pay good money to see RFK jr. give birth to a Buick LeSabre, just sayin

That'll teach him, shoulda snorted all that blow off a cleaner toilet seat I guess

Krash Splatel Assq., D'rectum of the Felonious Bureau of Inebriation

The Hunt for Rank Cock Odor

Boooo down with real jobs and work and effort and whatever booooooooo

*chef's kiss*

"Real Ship Captains of the Alpha Quadrant" and it's Kirk shagging everything but the set deco

Pfffffft, only thing coming in Kashlandia is his bar tab and another hangover

Yes on all counts.

Love how this is illustrated using Playmobil (AI of course)

It's disgusting that this isn't already law.

How do we know he didn't swipe that raccoon penis to upgrade his own

If Gooners had error messages

I love Jessica Tarlov more than cheesecake.

This is a welcoming account. 🏳️‍🌈

JD Vance telling Debbie how to REALLY do Dallas

Live your life in such a way that you never, oh fuck it

What the HELL

Apparently her hubs asked if she was gonna go down on him later and she snapped

How's his Grindr-Minder software working out

Wow, how DO you say "holy fucking shit!" In Japanese anyway

What a wildly disappointing guy.

Throw the effing book at him.

I really like him, and I'm not just saying that because he'll break my kneecaps if I don't

I don't see a Tardis anywhere

Correct.

That statement has serious "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." energy

Presbyterian, and I'm with the Pope.

I think he's a good man.

Ae they really mansplaining the Pope, I mean really

Yeah well he should stay out of couches