An adult man named Esoteric Jeff claiming The Onion would be out of business by 2025.
A series of other guys with names like Esoteric Jeff giving The Onion 12 months to live.
The Onion being named one of the most innovative companies of 2026.
Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.
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Saw that coming.
#trump
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Why are we still entertaining this ridiculous religion? Any religion? Let's tax the churches and see how long they last. 😂
#Religion
#TaxTheChurches
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A digital painting featuring The Monteverde Angel or Angel of the Resurrection sculpted by Giulio Monteverde. The work features the angel at a wait high view looking up at the angel bathed in a harsh warm light.
A Solemn Vigil —
study of Monteverde Angel by Giulio Monteverde
| #gaboart🩸 |
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He didn't die for us. His dad sacrificed his own child, and they say Satanism are the ones doing child sacrifices...
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What he says…
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JD Vance’s name on his birth certificate is “James Donald Bowman.” He’s lucky he doesn’t have a vagina—because if he did, the SAVE Act would stop him from voting.
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USA Today: MAGA Republicans think liberals are the extremists, while they kneel at the altar of a narcissistic conman who eviscerates every democratic norm he comes across and slaps his name on things like a dollar-store Mussolini.
#ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #VoteOutRepublicans
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All pets used to be wild animals until tamed and domesticated. What's wrong with domesticating a deer? It's not like it's a carnivore, and it's not like it's a carnivore.
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Cartoonist: Bill Bramhall
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Since the orange felon wants attention today:
NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES.
NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES.
NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES.
NO MATTER WHAT.
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🎶 How low can he go?
How low can he go? 🎵
🎶 How low can he go?
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I'm old enough to remember living in a time when the adults were in charge. Now we we're living in the Age of Ignorance & Dumbfuckery...
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"Freedom of Speech" by Norman Rockwell, which you might also know as "man standing up meme"
If you had chicken pox, you should be able to get a shingles vaccine whenever you want it
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Can't argue with that.
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“When the very rich so controlled the means of communication that it would be almost impossible for ordinary people to make informed decisions and so democracy would then be broken…”
- attributed to Albert Einstein
We have been here before, and we know what to do. RESIST!
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@whitehouse-47.bsky.social
FYI
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Cartoon by Todd Francis
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ICE agents when your liquid container is over 3.4 oz.
h/t @HardFactorNews
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