kylo ren from star wars saying "More!" rsther emphatically

lmao they're turning the infowars gay!!

somehow, we need to come to grips with the fact that there is no effective group in the world to actually hold people accountable when they commit war crimes or better yet to prevent war crimes whenever possible, and figure out how to organize one collectively and globally.

ur burrito reports were all due several hours ago

0's for the whole class

it was the fuck aroundest of times it was the find outest of times

don't forget your burrito report is due on my desk by no later than tomorrow morning, or you will get a 0 on your burrito report

gay of whore mooz ONLY (no straights allowed!!!)

*pissing out a concerning amount of micro plastics, then giggling to myself like*

"c'mon barbie lets go potty"

peet hagsith is a fictional character, just like samuel L jackson, i don't think it counts when it's a fictional character right?

also i could not care less if they ban me from this account that I log into 1 time a month if that, and post the absolute dumbest jokes and puns i can think of lol

a better world is possible!

one where we recreate the original scene from pulp fiction (but real), with Samuel L Jackson starring as Samuel L Jackson, and peet hagsith starring as: guy who gets shot to death for our collective enjoyment.

this is why they call me popeye the sailor moon, btw

lets all start wearing false silicone wrists that make your wrists all Thicc, imagine they try to arrest you, but you can just slide the cuffs off with ease like Who D. Knee and play an uno reverse card to cuff the bastard to his cruiser while u make ur escape

i think it would be a nice gesture. i think he would be so happy. me too.

the thing about Dave Chapelle is, he really loves outter space u guys and i think it would be really cute if we all pitch in and get him a one way ticket to the surface of the sun.

im zoolandher

I'll report back with the total amount of my winnings after I collect

putting all my money on a bet that within 3 months trump will send some guys to kill the pope, but the pope will fight them off and escape and become the new Daredevil

just slid my bra out of the sleeve of a long sleeve sweater without taking off the sweater, AMA

worm-in-a-rock god in a colorful, blocky art style.

blockworm

i think if your warehouse boss tells you to keep working while your coworker is laying dead on the ground, you should at LEAST hold a candle light vigil, in the paper products section specifically

everybody wants a revolution,
but no one wants to do the 161 bitches

Dudes rock

FEMBOY SNAKES *CAN* HURT YOU (uwu)

FEMBOY SNAKES ARE REAL

at thee same time

next motherducker to burn down a warehouse gets 1 free i will suck your pussy and eat your dick out

the fact that i didn't fuck up the line in the back is a miracle

as soon as i figure out how to take a good picture of the back of my head where the line goes like perfectly down the center, i will let u know

i was trying to be seductive, okay? get off my BACK

guillotine earrings btw, since it's probably fair to assume that nobody noticed that part :3