JILL VALENTINE: Damn, we’re too late. Everyone here is dead.

CHRIS REDFIELD: We need to establish a perimeter. Whatever did this may come back.

HERBIE THE LOVE BUG: (concerned honking noises)

CHRIS REDFIELD: Fuck, I hope not

🎵 every little thing she does is normal
everything she do not weird at all

If you win the Masters back to back you should get green pants

Libra: Follow the orders given to you by the man in the Hot Dog On A Stick uniform.

“you are not blocking the strait WE are blocking the strait” dude quit copying i’m telling mom

character in green has just walked down a set of stairs. another character in green is greeting them (good morning wanker! you woke up late this morning) at the bottom of the stairs, in a room with a cupboard, a book shelf and tables. greenery and trees surround the building.

shining force II, magazine screenshot, mega drive (1995) archive.org/details/mega...

The Calvin's dad explaining records meme. He is explaining that the two kinds of meme are Calvin's dad and Loss. Despite being a meme about Calvin's dad, this one is Loss.

👻 Tobias Harris' Contract 👻 @tholzerman Lovecraft predicted Limp Bizkit [quote-postint] LovecraftBot @lovebotcraft • 9h The rapping was now repeated with greater insistence, and this time bore a hint of metal. 4:56 PM • 10/5/20

The Blue Prince Devs should make a CUBE (1997) game

they got a laugh track playing every time he enters the hospital like kramer

CHIMING IN FROM OUT OF FRAME: also hundreds of children were killed

Left: Minimal line art drawing of a cat that is enclosed in a pink rectangle. Label: Kitten is completely full of crimes Right: the same cat art but twice the size. The same size rectangle covers only the bottom of the cat. Label: Adult cat contains the same amount of crimes but it does not dominate all of their behaviors

Congratulations to Nashville FC for landing the most naturally gifted athlete in the Mario universe

(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend

I wish I loved anything as much as Jair Bolsonaro loves being in the hospital

ceej @ceej.online ME: I caught Monocle Guy stealing my leftovers again. BOSS: Is that true? MONOCLE GUY: (monocle popping off) Good heavens!! ME: He's not actually surprised. BOSS: Really? He seems surprised. MONOCLE GUY: (another monocle popping off) Dearest me!! ME: No, he's doing a bit. BOSS: Hm. I don't know 2:09 AM • Feb 4, 2026

Darkness Lord @sabatonfan69 My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "the fall of Rome" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd 💯 Me: yeah whatever. I don't feel shit. 5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw some Gauls in the forest My buddy Phillip pacing: the senate is lying to us 5:07 PM • 3/8/23

more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social an aggressive ant colony reduces the Keebler elves to a pile of bones and little outfits, but what sends a wave of deep unease around the world, the true source of fear, is how fast these ants are able to get cookie production ramped back up 7:50 AM • Feb 16, 2026

From the show The Kids in the Hall. Bruce McCulloch says "To what do I owe this pleasure, Satan?"

logging on

Have a Fucking Website - Other Strangeness — merritt k For fuck's sake

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Kinda fucked up that they made International Women's day the same as Daylight Savings so that women only get 23 hours

sometimes, if you’re up early enough, you can hear them turn the birds on

Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon

Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman