I slept like a dead pig last night, bro
Okay, I'm going to bed. Will update you all with more of the sad tale of Homophobia Twink tomorrow if I have time.
I hope you all sleep like dead pigs in the meantime!
Zoro and Mihawk are the only characters I will permit to talk like this.
Do you think you can eat me?
Are you happy to rub me with your hair?
Jonathan Frakes asking "Have you ever punched a hamster? Have you ever cried? Have you ever peed so fast you don't know where it went? Have you ever seen Gremlins 2?"
Asking the sexy questions.
A group of young men. Weird friend No says to the new guy "You are just like my dad."
Providing answers to the age-old question: what's the most unhinged thing one person could possibly say to another on first meeting them?
A man wearing an unnecessary amount of denim squares up to a man in a pink t-shirt. Subtitles read "a gay couple fighting here?"
It's likelier than you think!
We must presume so.
To be fair, "the best bread under the mall" is still a deeply disturbing slogan.
"His hands are so fast"
"I slept like a dead pig last night, bro."
I can't tell you the extent to which every word that comes out of his mouth is unhinged.
Oh damn, I totally read it as hall too!
Every time I read it I think of the king under the mountain.
Weird friend No saying "Wow, you seem to know a lot about your boyfriend."
Weird friend No is having another normal one.
One young man pins another against a wall and says "I want to die on your body"
Two guys in bed. One says "It gives me a climax of happiness."
When you definitely know how human gay people talk while having sex.
Jingai Food Court: The best bread under the hall
I've never laughed so hard in my entire life as I did when I saw the slogan of this food court.
DON'T LAUGH YOUR TEETH OUT JJ!
a group of young men gathered around a laptop. Subtitles: "It's the crucial moment."
Two of the young men. Subtitles: "How is it? The big chest."
Flashback to when they all watched straight porn together and it was extremely normal.
A Gay says to another Gay "the pressure will be heavier compared to girls"
Honestly I'm not surprised that he's confused about what "gay" actually means given the way it's presented in this show. I swear to god the author has never met an actual gay person. Or maybe any human being.
Homophobia Twink in bed on the phone asking "Do you think I'm starting to grow feelings for gays"
A question we all ask ourselves at some point.
The way he's had sex with a man multiple times at this point and he's still like "... but what IS gay?? 🤔"
An extremely confused young man, with subtitles saying "Is it because you've never had sex with a woman"
The look of genuine confusion on his face here is destroying me.
An extremely normal human phrase.
A young man. Subtitles say "I apologise for being gay."
Mood.
Two young men walking down some stairs. One of them says "Gay should disappear from this world."
After some melodrama, Homophobia Twink and Hot Gay Roommate have become boyfriends and moved in together. Hooray! SURELY our protagonist will stop being so overtly homophobic at this point, right?
...oh.
Two young men in bed. One of them is saying "you were not born to be Bottom."
Okay guys we're back, everyone buckle in.
Gorgeous outfit and earrings!
I hate Al and I refuse to use it Peter, if you don't use Al a bunch of super rich men will lose a lot of money I already said I hated Al Harry, you don't need to sell it to me
woahhh lil piggy #zosan #sanzo #guineapig #onepiece
"Don't ship unless it's canon" you are truly are the weakest link. Back in my day we shipped characters that never laid eyes on each other. We shipped characters that didn't even belong in the same universe or franchise. Canon is a chain we threw off long ago
kissing doodles #zosan
Sketch of Zoro looking over to Sanjis bed from the distance, Sanji burried under pillows, Zoro looking annoyed. Zoro: "Are you done laying around all day, self loathing." Sanji: "GO AWAY, SHIT FACE! Stupid mold, comming to my room..."
Same setup, Zoro turned around, walking away. "Whatever. Im starving. If only there was an ugly cook here so I didnt have to reheat frozen sushi rolls in the microwave. In HIS kitchen."
Same setup, Zoro is gone.
Same setup, but Sanji sits up, one leg out of the bed, annoyed. Sanji: "Dammit, WAIT!"
Threaten your friends out of a slump
