Alexander Armstrong is a man of the people. It’s just those people are fucking loaded & hate paying tax

Great to see Santa kicking back after an obviously tough Christmas #Hogmanay

Onwards & upwards Tiger

Before it gets too late I’d like to wish you all a very happy Easter

Getting up in the morning is woke

Taran Egerton is alright but he’s no Kenneth Williams

At 57 asking my wife if the Ocado delivery has arrived is my “Has Santa been yet?”

Welcome to the Church of Barry Gibb

Anyone fancy a cheeky mushroom

He’s been!!!!!

A wool scooter? Must be a Lambretta

Probably the best idea

My other car is a Millennium Falcon
#starwars

My time as a professional trampolinist had many ups & downs

Even my alarm clock is woke #thiscountry

I think it’s actually stationary

You look like a tall Peter Dinklage

BBC pulls MasterChef? Gregg Wallace must be thrilled

Is this a half a dozen eggs or a Gregg Wallace look a like competition?

BBC pulls MasterChef? Gregg Wallace must have been thrilled

I can’t believe Joe Biden pardoned Gregg Wallace #breakingnews

“I can see the complaints coming from a handful of middle-class women of a certain age,” says an unknown gentleman in Whitechapel this morning.

Apparently this isn’t the Spar weekend my wife had hoped for. She is going be livid when finds out she’s on the early shift tomorrow

Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got
I'm still, I'm still not a geologist
#MakeASongBetter

Dylan Jones steps down after 18 months as Standard editor Dylan Jones has stepped down as editor of the Standard, two months after relaunching paper as a magazine-style, weekly publication.

Dylan Jones really is sub Standard

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Not again

Who knew that putting up posters was so exciting?

A great thread

The Stand?