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Posts by Bert

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Just want to say: I would rather be drawing ninja turtles. I wish I wasn't in a situation where I feel called upon to do this, but I swore I would use my powers for good, so here we are.
#digitalart #MAGA #trump #politicalcartoon #noonevotedforthis

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That's a bold choice for getaway vehicle.

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Bring me your $5,000,000.00 USD.

1 year ago 1 0 0 0
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Gonna tell my kids this is the Gulf of Mexico. And that we passed Idiocracy at light speed. Then I'll explain light speed, the speed of causality, and fire up Idiocracy.
Seriously, though I wanna wake up from this weird dream we're all sharing.

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The way you do the Surfer is so fuggin chef's kiss.

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My friends and I were talking and the phrase "pizza with your mom" came about organically. I said, "I'll take her out for a flat dinner."

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You win some, you win some later.

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Thanks, Pete! I'm always looking for commissioned work. Best place to reach me is here on blue sky.

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Trump pardoned the J6 insurrectionists. Why? He didn't have to, it was just a campaign promise and they failed anyway. So why? The answer is that he wants that card back in his hand. He wants to be able to call on the Coors lite cowboys someday in the future and he needed to pardon them for that.

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I swear, I lost sleep on how I shaded his face and head. Usagi Yojimbo, one of my favorite characters from the TMNT universe, thanks and love to Stan Sakai!
#TMNT

#tmntfanart

#stansakai

#peterlaird

#kevineastman

#ninjaturtles

#bushidofeverdream

#followyourfeverdream

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From WNC to SOCAL...

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Bertimus Prime is Dreaming into the Void. - bertimusprimetime on Twitch bertimusprimetime went live on Twitch. Catch up on their Art VOD now.

Come watch me drink coffee and draw Usagi Yojimbo. At about 40min in, Bugjuice the cat shows up to ask for 2nd breakfast.

www.twitch.tv/bertimusprim...

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"It's down there somewhere, lemme take another look."

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You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful 

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You know, your own imagination is far more wonderful Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why?

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Than any computer could ever be. You know why? Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine.

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

You’re a living human being. And a computer is just a machine. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines.

Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Human beings are far more wonderful than machines. Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Mister Rogers never misses

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Alright, I did the thing.

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Boom! Ball's in your court, #nickelodeon. Let's GO! Who wouldn't want a flat dinner?

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Ball's in your court, #Nickelodeon. #ParamountPictures #PointGreyPictures #TMNT #EastmanandLaird #BushidoFeverdream #TearsInTheOcean #TurtlesAllTheWayDown Let's GO!

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🤣🤣🤣

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OK boomer.

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I think he would understand, and if not; he's making my point for me.

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When dripping the faucets on a cold night, adagio is the correct bpm. I don't make the rules.

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Happy Winter Solstice you heathens!

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My wife loved Handmaids Tale; I couldn't get into it. I stopped watching Outlander during the spanking scene in season 1.

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Next season of Undercover Boss should be pretty damn compelling. #TheAdjuster #FreeLuigi

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With all the recent hoopla over dogs and how "super" they may or may not be, I would just like to say I prefer cats. They teach us all important lessons regarding consent. Especially Bugjuice.

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I'm no neuroscientist, but I think the deciding factor (at least partially) was when a young person has a firm grasp on long term planning and consequence management; things like that. I agree with you about taxation w/o representation, but alas; in our society it all comes down to money. Paytoplay.

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So if we use brain development to determine when a person is old enough to vote, we can look at brain decay to determine when a person is too old to vote.

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Obviously, there are some people in their 70s who have no touch of dementia of any kind and they would still want to vote and be pissed that they would be barred from doing so. And I bet there are 17 y/o that wish they could vote too.

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