Anyone else who grew up in the 80s remember having paper napkins every night at dinner. What the heck was that all about? Every meal was like a cookout.

Gotta pick up my son at LAX in a few hours 😵‍💫

If you dig observability, ClickHouse, distributed tracing, and performance engineering peep this post from me, @mike.heffner.io, and the ClickHouse Eng team.

Saw it again Saturday, even better the second time. “You’re a bad hombre, Bob”

Ocean waves, ocean waves.

It’s kind of crazy you can just rock a white t with anything but putting on white pants is almost insane.

Men will literally try to sell you an “enterprise grade, AI agent that doesn’t hallucinate” instead of going to therapy.

Bloodborne ass looking dog

It required me doing ungodly things.

Yep

Still recovering from some Achilles tendonitis but getting there.

Going out to be old and bad at skateboarding.

When the kids were young and got sick my neighbor Laura would say “dose ‘em with delsym”.

Everyone in Paris seems so relaxed but I haven’t smelled weed in a week. How they do it?

Oh right, free health care 🤦‍♀️

Didn’t get to see le chat blanc today so had to settle for this.

Thought about jimmies rustling, today.

Never stop euromaxxing

Mood.

Had a great time sharing rotel.dev at #OpenO11ySummit + #OTelDay with @mike.heffner.io. Blown away by how many people had already heard of it and tried it.

“Yeah we tried it and it was 8x faster than our existing solution”. We thought today was our first official announcement 🤣.

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Computer load up Celery Man, please.

Dinner is ready