They're on the wrong sides in this picture (the picture which is split in half here) and it makes me unreasonable uncomfortable lol

^ it me 🥵

🔞 elevator smut comic!
someone’s going down.. in the up #goodomens3

Happy National Library Workers Day to my colleagues across the pond! 💙

When this is what the criminals are like, I'm leaning towards siding with the criminals

Exactly, how dare?

Is anyone going to give more context or throw up a gif or something because I'm clearly not the only person who doesn't have a clue what/when this is about

Sadly, all the methods I know are the infuriating crap like. Taking walks and being healthy and sleeping at night and doing cardio and not having all the caffeine. Completely rude. Not cool to ask that sort of thing of us (I had a bp scare and started Trying™️ out of panic... I have now uh. Failed 😅)

For consideration: Islam's version of the archangel Raphael is called Israfil, which is only a small step and/or a slight mispronunciation away from Aziraphale

(My HC may be leaning in this direction, maybe 😄)

Request for those who want to discuss the #go3 soundtrack in any way: Please keep it to private chats, DMs, etc. Adding the same spoiler tag #go3spoilers that's been used for officially released content, like promo pics and the trailer, is not the same. #GoodOmens

Hey #goodomens friends. If you saw the track titles earlier, can you talk about them by number instead of name? Or in DMs and the like? It would mean a lot to those of us trying to avoid them until after S3 ^^

(If you'd like, here's one version. archiveofourown.org/series/3929932 (yes shameless self-promo))

In fact, I wonder if a 25-Lazarii miracle is enough to make Aziraphale look like a bland little dude with flat hair, Crowley look like a normal redhead in normal dark jeans, and the bookshop look like a blue bookshop in Edinburgh... 🤔

If this happens, I might become insufferable. Because... fic reasons 😅

I'm glad that I have Other Platforms also, just in case it does 🫠

Aaaa @badwolfgirl93.bsky.social I lied about "OnlyFans Porn Star Flatmate"! Dick size ("massive") is actually mentioned! 👀😂

I keep feeling like we're not praising David enough for the decades of training it must have taken to be able to get himself into the kind of trousers Crowley wears

Many fic writers have noted how Crowley can't help but go where Aziraphale goes (most of the time 😭), but here's clear proof that Aziraphale's natural state is also to just trail after Crowley like a lovesick puppy. When his demon says, "C'mon, angel," this angel has no choice but to follow 🥰

Maybe in the Song of Songs, to be fair. There are bits in there that are pretty filthy(appreciative)

Sidenote: For your well-hung top Dom Crowley needs I also want to recommend CopperBeech's Deliveries In The Rear, Please (archiveofourown.org/works/40099899, 26k) and Mint Tea (archiveofourown.org/works/51634441, 31k). CopperBeech is an absolute menace(appreciative)

I occasionally challenge myself by writing a top Aziraphale or some other set-up because I do like all combinations (and my HC is also switches bitches) but yeah Dom top Crowley comes (😏) much more naturally (and I'm a sucker (😏) for a big 🍆)

and Gentleman Beast (archiveofourown.org/works/66061780, 11k) is kind of a Dom fight where Az wins and is more "equipped".

It... turns out I need to work on following my own favourite theme properly. The Dom/top aspect is more consistent than the hung aspect. My deepest apologies 😔😅👀 (3/3)

eg The 5th Degree... (7k) archiveofourown.org/works/63271738 and Broadhill, 10pm (3k) archiveofourown.org/works/67539816), Pounded In The Butt By My OnlyFans Porn Star Flatmate also doesn't specify dick size: archiveofourown.org/works/73513881 (6k) and (2/3)

Ok ok ok so The Co-Pilot checks all these boxes the best: archiveofourown.org/works/55789333 (4k), has a podfic as well. Scorn and the Saint-Maker doesn't specify C's dick size (archiveofourown.org/works/56821561 (200k+ WIP but has spin-offs/bonus scenes that can be read independently: (1/?)

Yep. This is canon, I will not discuss

Ohhh yes this is one of the favourites 😂🤌

🫡 Well-Hung Top Dom Crowley porner reporting for duty 🫡

I've nodded off while writing smut. You bet that was the most hilariously incoherent, excessively horny, abysmally spelled piece of barely-counts-as-language I've ever committed to Google docs

told myself i would wait for s3 to actually come out to start painting stuff but couldn't resist the temptation so here's a quickish thing #goodomens #GoodOmensFanArt

Such a nice guy! Shows up and buys... I mean gets... I mean makes... I mean miracles bread – I mean pizza – for everyone