In the dream I think I thought this was beautiful and poetic but my waking self realizes that’s a horribly selfish and stupid thing to do. Just hit her up when you guys land in New York damn

I had a dream last night that there was a lost directors cut of Titanic wherein there’s a time travel storyline, Jack can go back to stop the ship sinking but realizes in all the scenarios where it doesn’t sink, he also doesn’t meet Rose so he goes and lets it sink just to fall in love with her??

get fucked pissman

Last week at my job so I had to say goodbye to the weird mannequin that’s permanently sat at one of the lunch tables, its only purpose seemingly being to creep everyone out and waste an entire table in a busy cafeteria

Again: trans people are a very small minority. If your *KNEEJERK* reaction when you encounter these rare & beautiful butterflies is *ANYTHING* other than “What can I do to make your life a little brighter?” you need to interrogate yourself. Impede the life of trans ppl & you’re in danger, from me. ❤️

Sorry I said tweet. I mean post

Somehow through this tweet I now see that it is wrong

To the owner of the white Tesla with California vanity plate “TESLUT” circle back for a minute I just wanna talk

Too much work

Being single again rocks actually. No one knows what I’m doing or where I am at any given time. I’m skulking around Carmen Sandiego style. I’m blending into walls

Good call, you need to know if that gets a laugh from your therapist

Ok yay

Fine I’ll tell you guys what it is now. It’s a Reese’s Crispy Crunchy

I haven’t known a single thing going on for weeks. Did world war 3 start or something

Overrated

My thoughts have to be somewhere else than my brain. That’s unnatural

I took a break from social media and totally lost my posting sauce. I used to be a division 1 poster. Now what do I have.

NEVERRR let a non-Angeleno shame you about fearing the rain. I nearly met my entire demise on laurel canyon blvd today

many are saying this

hi!!!

literally haven’t stopped thinking about the Seal Team 6 Meal since seeing Friendship. It infiltrates every waking moment

hey guys what’s up. checking in to make sure no one is giving in to hopelessness and nihilism over here

And liberals said that the phrase "Abolish ICE" was too extreme

I care about you all and hope you’re doing okay!!

how are we all doing? ha ha

fine I’ll bite What’s a Tariff

Do you love it

I can’t get into The Pitt. I tried twice. Two episodes. Is this a safe space

the vibe is “it’s okay with me”