A man will always try to get a woman to understand. Till he doesn’t want to anymore.

Them niggas that be extra exuberant can get chin checked.

I’m nasty, she nasty, we white people food 😂

Some women don’t look back. While others, spend the block.

Holding on to a man’s last name who don’t want you is preposterous

If you give me your word you’ll do something. Especially if told a specific time. I don’t feel as if my eagerness to take you on your word is something worth bringing up multiple times. Especially if you not a man of your word.

I feel it coming

We against slavery but not against paying somebody what they’re worth.

Your thought process to me isn’t a challenge. Therefore I’m not amused.

You spend your week days complaining about what you want for yourself just to do it all on the weekend

Whoever thought the same girls you were climbing trees with are now the same ones climbing poles!

You practicing abstinence but you use your vibrator every night.

They really went to the moon and then faked it.

That pixie cut got her looking like a fairy!

4:50

Better listen to a big girl when she talking food

Where champions were born will be where participants join.

Be grateful we have the first amendment. Because if you were in another country, you’d be beheaded for talking out the side of your neck.

I put people in positions they would have folded if I left it up to them to stay frozen.

I don’t have to like you to listen to what you have to say. That’s like me saying I don’t like R.Kelly but’ll listen to “I believe I can fly”

All a man really has is in him.

The chicken and the egg talk is like who came first Adam or Eve?

People will call themselves to feel like they’re in position for something.

I don’t get why you think I’m going to send you money and not get no pussy! Trade and barter b****.

Waking up to a bottle of Electrolytes will have you feeling like Superman

If what niggas thought was everything instead of “first impressions” nigga I’d be the President.

Not you door dashing delivery to the opps! That’s preposterous lol

But yet we embrace every culture ie. “Cinco de mayo” “St. Patrick’s Day” etc.

Hispanics will come to America and treat blacks like Whites do. When our ancestors are the ones who fought for civil rights for you to be able to come here.

The hardest feeling is watching a woman transform after being there for her “cocoon” stage and she leaves you when she realizes she was a butterfly. I mean, technically you knew it all along too huh..