I thought the dude's name was "That Dumb Mouth"

I gave up Twitter so long ago and I'm so glad I did

How much did you have to drink???

"The last time you said 5 minutes I was an hour late"
So damn real lmao. Quickies are NEVER quick

Hi Ashley! 😛👐

AI could never

This is why I can't buy clothes online.
Did it once and I'll NEVER do it again. Such a hassle when I can just go to the mall

This was one of the best cartoons in Cartoon Network history and it's not even close

You're more likely to get that from the raw flour
Not the eggs

It's almost a 0% chance you'll get salmonella from eating raw cookie dough.
The only thing that's harmful is the raw flour because it can contain E.coli. But even then you'll have to eat a LOT for it to hurt and be unlucky.
More often than not, you'll be fine

Well, here's the thing
CNN is now owned by Trump's buddies the Ellisons.
Might as well be Fox News now

You do what now?

If you play your music through your speaker without headphones. I wish you a very pass away

I got Day 1 tickets because I was scared of spoilers
I really REALLY hope people aren't assholes in the theater

I just hate Eagles fans

Wait a minute...
You're a NSFW artist... Yet I don't see ANY TF2 here

It's not MY fault that the worst people in the world also happen to be Eagle, Pats, Steelers, and Chiefs fans

Knowing what I know now, I can't believe my parents ever let me go in the ball pit or Play Places.
Maybe that's why I never get sick and I can eat pizza that I left out on the counter overnight the next day

Oh yeaaaah
I forgot about this dude. He made GREAT art
Wish he moved to Bluesky

I remember I used Doordash ONCE back in like 2021
I was drunk and on vacation with a friend and wanted Five Guys. I got a burger and fries and THAT was it. $30
I will NEVER use them again

Even WITH the Membership, you STILL pay a garbage amount in fees and tips. Gtfoh

a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants says good grief , he 's naked ALT: a cartoon character from spongebob squarepants says good grief , he 's naked

*Shoes come off*

I feel like Miss Rachel is a modern day Mr. Rogers.
I grew up with Mr. Rogers and my kids will grow up with him and now Miss Rachel too

I hope you get 100 comic commissions this year

Kimchiiii 😃✌️

Science based lifters

Guessing this is why he's having 'Executive Time' until 2 PM today ... 😉

How to do it America.

I'm in the same boat...
I got mine the first showing. I was lucky enough to have notifs on and watched the trailer within 1 minute of it posting. Jumped on the tickets maybe 6 minutes after the video went up and over half the theater was already booked.
HOPEFULLY this means adults bought them