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Posts by Tess of the D’Ysfunctional

I'm getting reallllllll suspicious and also slightly nervous about certain things with the league.

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So glad to see Rose scoring goals that I want to see and not against my team. Feels right. Feels good.

3 days ago 2 0 0 0

Could have made bank!!

3 days ago 0 0 0 0
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THAT'S MY GOAL SCORING CB 🥹

3 days ago 2 0 1 0

Just sub her. Sub Tierna now. Don't test anything.

3 days ago 0 0 0 0

Ok Becky, you got me all emotional. Well done.

3 days ago 0 0 0 0
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so Emma

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

*pause* OH NOOOOOO

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

it's what we needed during this half

6 days ago 2 0 0 0
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Hmmmm.......maybe we shouldn't have left Tara home 🤷🏽‍♀️

6 days ago 1 0 0 0

SAME 🥲each and every time

1 week ago 1 0 0 0
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pbs.twimg.com/media/HFhokH... this is insane

1 week ago 1 0 1 0

This whole trip has been absolutely astonishing to witness and very relatable in the frustrations of technology not co-operating

1 week ago 3 2 0 0

We won??!?!

Please don’t tell me I now have to not watch all the games so we win.

2 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

NWSL AFTER DARK CHAOS CONTINUES

We've ditched the red cards and chosen PKs

2 weeks ago 3 1 0 0
Elmo backed by flames with the words “Chaos League”

Elmo backed by flames with the words “Chaos League”

THIS LEAGUE

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If Sam does actually go to Denver I'm going to be so mad because why can every team BUT the Spirit have 500 "big" players??
I mean, I know, but also...

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have to laugh about this or I'll cry

3 weeks ago 2 0 0 0

Sophia Wilson is chomping at the bit to get that goal

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

Once again, I ask

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I miss Croix 😩

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Feeling so emotional about 63,000 people there for the game

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
Dana from The Pitt saying “This ain’t Philly” but has been changed to say “This ain’t a monarchy”

Dana from The Pitt saying “This ain’t Philly” but has been changed to say “This ain’t a monarchy”

#NoKings

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
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For the THIRD time this week:

LETS FUCKING GO

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0

Remember, all men would be tyrants if they could-Abigail Adams

3 weeks ago 0 0 0 0
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The FUCK? Did anyone spend more than 0.5 seconds thinking??

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

NWSL not starting the 10 O’CLOCK AT NIGHT GAME on-time is my villain origin story.

3 weeks ago 5 0 0 0

Made an entire, from scratch, baked ziti while also watching 2 soccer games so I should be forgiven for launching half a container of parmesan cheese throughout my entire kitchen

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0
Elmo backed by flames with the words "Chaos League"

Elmo backed by flames with the words "Chaos League"

elm

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