lol j/k I was just lonely and floating between calls today helped a lot, I love my friends :)

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Yeah!! Splatoon raiders, it looks rly fun

Sending nintendo a kindly written letter asking if they can send me a copy early because I'm depressed lol

I've been in such a slump lately that I barely even wanna play videos game but you know I'm stupidly excited for new splatoon

I’ve always wanted to hold a small pinball tournament where the only rule was that you’re not allowed to move Meatloaf.

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Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Chicago Cubs 1st baseman Michael Busch caught in the netting with his legs up and spread after just missing a catch in the stands

Watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

It's so over for me and my wallet

Currently fighting demons (the urge for a tattoo)

Water, sparkling water, fresca, and a coffee I've never been more hydrated

I have four different drinks on my desk rn, I'm the captain of hydration

i'm happy to see the onion take over infowars. i've been a big fan of the onion for quite a long time and it's given me plenty of laughs over the years. and as for infowars, i really disliked alex jones and disagreed with him on a whole lot of things. so to me, this whole situation is a win-win

Being in my sports guy era sucks because I wanna watch the mariners but there's going to be overlap with the oilers game tonight so like.. do I have to be a multi stream sports guy now?? How did I let this happen to me

come on man.

omg they're perfect

i just went to his site and saw this shirt he's selling. who is the info war, well guess what it's you

Pronounced perfect like poifect in a group meeting which caused someone to chuckle sensibly for a few seconds after I started yapping, calling that a victory in the workplace today

Captain Kirk to dispensary. Captain Kirk to dispensary.

watching baseball @jonbois.bsky.social

Please mariners keep the momentum up for real this time 😭

Final:
Dodgers 6
Rockies 9

BIG SIPPY

"superteam" lmao

Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social holy shit. i was just watching the cavs-raptors game and the ball fell out of the bottom of the basket. it was with 4:04 left in the second quarter if you can get your hands on a replay. the guy shot the ball, it went through the hoop, and then it straight up fell out of the net and onto the floor 2:11 PM • Apr 18, 2026 Everybody can reply v 57 reposts 6 quotes 6 quotes 814 likes 4 saves

i'm deleting this post. since posting it i watched some more basketball and it turns out this is pretty much always what happens