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“Yeah baby!” - Justin Powers
See Empty Heaven in its full-band form this Spring…starting TOMORROW in Kalamazoo, MI.

I’m happy about the French Canadian polka dot band. They made a Primus you can play for your wife

Just found out bbl is NOT short for Bible. The HARD way

Do you think the word “McMindful” has ever been uttered in the McDonalds boardroom

I need Stars Wars help. Yoda’s species. Do they ALL talk in his silly fashion? Is it cultural? Or is it entirely idiosyncratic to his goofy ass

Do you think Earl is short for Pearl

You BETTER believe, if you’re singing quietly and then stop because you’re feelin timid, MY ass is 100% gonna go “…that was really good, keep going!!”

I have two white dogs that shed, and unrelatedly, I wear black all the time. I do this to Amuse God

Martin Van Buren was notorious for faking his death every time the Vice President wanted to meet with him.

I admire this greatly.

Empty Heaven:
The Band

📷: Jenna N

Nowadays in this generation these days……”Piano Man” would go “Bing us a song you’re the piano man”!!!

Let the Aight One In

Democrats need to grow a f*cking spine.

No more strongly worded letters. It’s time to draft articles of impeachment.

Impeach. Convict. Remove.

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Jazz pianist Thelonious Monk performs "Don't Blame Me" live in Denmark in 1966. From the 1963 album Criss-Cross. #Jazz #JazzMusic
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Happy 76th birthday to Tom Waits, who has somehow been 76 years old since 1993.

I love this album and it also ruined my life

2 in the Pinky 1 in The Brain.

Fabulous collage by Slow Dawn Collage

Empty Heaven Winter Tour

EMPTY HEAVEN WINTER TOUR

SOLO:
1/11 Chicago @ Empty Bliss
1/17 San Antonio @ Starlighter
1/18 Austin @ Hole in the Wall
1/20 Memphis @ Havenhaus
1/21 Nashville @ Two Boots
BAND:
1/22 Rockford, IL @ Revival House
1/23 Milwaukee @ X-Ray Arcade
1/24 Grand Rapids @ Mulligans
1/25 Cleveland @ Birdhouse

My first Empty Heaven PIANO show in Chicago. Also, my first show of 2026. A year of shows, I’m telling you now.

1/11/26 at Empty Bliss, Chicago’s best DIY spot. Playing with legends. Taking any requests. Mark your calendars.

Rhetoric is our human curse. It’s insane. We’ve been given the power of persuasion and influence, and a convincing argument can be made for just about anything. The Truth, indelible and everlasting, just looks at us while we dance around it forever. The Truth is embarrassed.

If Marjorie Taylor Greene won’t fight for us who will

Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.

Empty Heaven
Tour dates coming soon

I have a very unique wife

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If I see a bio that’s like, “maker. creative. storyteller. human.”,
I know that mf gets $20 macaroni and cheese at a place