I don't think handiwork is quite the right word for that.

We can but hope.

Frog it!

Newtnight.

It's been a while since we had a fragile masculinity fess, good return to form this one.

A can of beer and a small bag of chopped cheese and salami resting on a pair of down filled booties.

A small tent in the dark, lit from within

I used to live along the road from a house where they'd fly the flag of whichever country was currently celebrating its national day. Was kinda nice.

Sat in the woods, stars peeping through the bare limbs of the trees.

They lost me at “It was the most horrific sight — there were birds flying out.”

Thanks/curses I've not won.

When/where are the daily winners getting announced?

I hate porridge. You're all a bunch of wrong'uns.

A small tent in the darkness, lit from within.

Sunrise,.with an orange glow stealing into a blue sky, viewed through the silhouettes of bare trees.

A small thermometer, reading 0°C and 94% relative humidity.

You monster.

Two cyclists next to a road sign for Follow. One is pointing at the other, who is obscuring the sign so it reads, "FOOL".

Takes one to know one?

Ouch. Ranks right up there with the Scotch whisky "The Singleton".

Congratulations you two!

6 chickens on some grass, with a very small blue tent. The text reads, "When my wife and I camp, we usually bring 3 or 4 chickens. On average, we will get about 3 eggs per day from the flock, sometimes 4, rarely 2. It's comfy as fuck, we usually set up a little shelter. The one pictured here is too small because we accidentally grabbed our two-chicken tarp instead of our four-chicken tarp. The chickens love it, and they actually get excited when they see me loading the camping gear into the truck."

Turns out I wriggle about a lot when I'm sleeping. Groundsheet on the left where I started, bivvy on the right where I ended up.

Somewhere in the woods. I have at least one very noisy robin, a tawny owl and a sparrowhawk for company.

You got me.

Also, I reckon the winner owes you a debt of thanks for your excellent reverse-hex work.

Nice read that. Whenever I've visited Berlin, I've been struck by how the Fernsehturm seemed to be ALWAYS there, looking down on us wherever we were, like the Eye of Sauron.

Saw my first one of the year on Sunday 27th April.

I don't want a perfunctory performance, a point being enough. I want Liverpool 3-0 City from 2018, Postecoglu casting worried glances behind him all the way down the M1 to make sure he's no longer being chased by Andy Robertson.

"Lads, it’s Tottenham."
Anyone else bothered by this? It feels like a box to be casually ticked, 2019 at the Metropolitano all over again.

A Lithuanian equivalent to “there’s no such thing as a free lunch” is nemokamas sūris tik pelėkautuose. It means “the only free cheese is in a mousetrap”

* read on for more international cheese phrases (this thread may not turn out grate, but hopefully it will be gouda ‘nuff)…