look like they’re both about to say “oh, don’t make me sing”

gonna be me in the theatre watching Fallen Angels

we’re watching his special and he is currently talking about how his ass has gotten bigger now that he’s in his 30s and I am unwell

Ramy Youssef I know you are straight and married but what if I could make you reconsider

like yes it is better that it’s not 80 degrees outside but it still feels like a sauna in here

my gym closed early the other day bc the ac still wasn’t working and the indoor temp was too high and I figured today they’d fixed it since they’re open but nope, still broken lmao

I am a gay guy who loves a puppet but I do not know what Nini Coco was trying to do with that purse puppet

highlight of last night’s viewing party was Thorgy introducing what her drag race finale song would be, titled “Thorgy Thor and a really big hat”

outgrowing these briefs I think

entire bar chanting her name, the diva supreme

not too much sister

reading the Hujar/Thek biography on the train while wearing a Pines Pantry shirt

like it’s incredibly garish and unbelievably tacky but given how much of recent drag race is “look at this gorgeous dress a designer made for thousands of dollars” I think it’s genuinely kind of kickass to commit so fully to wearing something so wackadoo and tasteless

two of my least favorite descriptors of things online are “unserious” and “you hate fun” but this to me is perfectly u serious and I do kinda think you hate fun if you don’t get it

guess who’s back in the house
heels click-clackin’ about

well more than anything I feel like it makes me an old gay guy, which

getting dehydrated bc my gym’s a/c isn’t working and I’m sweating like a hooker in church

When Elsbeth’s gay son buys a Rude Polaroids original>>>>>>

“hey guys, this is Peyton and Garrett from the Murder With My Husband podcast, and tax season will be here before you know it” we gotta do something about these podcast ads man

credit where it’s due, Lin-Manuel is giving us Sheryl Lee Ralph in a film adaptation of a Dave Malloy musical which is pretty fab

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real is what you feel
feelings aren’t real

“You saw her last summe-“ hey shut up

every gay guy I know at the last Mayhem concert at MSG should have to send me $20 to make up for the fact that I am not at the last Mayhem concert at MSG

I do think we were robbed of a lipsync to I Bring the Beat on Friday

love walking into the grocery store with a clear “No Pets Allowed” sign to see a couple walking their big ass dog around the whole store

This woman is a handpicked Trump supporter from Arkansas and she is less anti-trans than the median Atlantic columnist

nothing funnier to me than people who get sincerely hot and bothered by an artist’s Coachella set, like no actually I don’t think you’re making a point about feminism by comparing Sabrina Carpenter’s to Justin Bieber’s

the Morgan Library is doing another Peter Hujar exhibit in May, exciting news to me and approximately dozens of other homosexuals