their daughter

@tonylowe.bsky.social congrats on the 20 new menu items, king

“Omg why are you sending emails at this hour?”
“And why are you checking yours?”

under Woke 2 the new national anthem will be Owl City’s “Fireflies”

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There are parts of the Northern US like Minnesota where if they are permanent DST then in the winter its still pitch black at 7:30am when it should really be 6:30am. I don't want ppls kids to get run over but

Daylight Saving has RETURNED! Nature is healing.

11:15pm (bedtime eminent) and knowing its bullshit.. 🙄

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The chocolate mint sundae w/ Oreo crumbles at Costco?

ok Ms. Coughiana McCougherson is killing me

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when ppl say "Are you sure he's straight? You know him IRL? I don't believe you", and its like...

I havent been this sick in years, called off yesterday and today. And its not Covid and I don't really even have a fever. Plz deliver me from snot and sinus pressure and also throat stuff.

A likely excuse, Mr. B.O. Peepants!

Not me doing the 26.1 CrossFit workout on Saturday fresh off vacation and then forgetting to enter it in the fucking app before the deadline

Steam has finally got rid of those goddamn clown awards Begone, and never blight my forums, reviews, or guides again.

Literally so mad rn, I just went to give a griefer a jester and was denied.

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Literally so nosy like what is his problem? Giving Gladys Kravitz teas

About to log into work after a 12 day staycation that I was sick for half of, pray for me.

Love when my Devices™️ say "workout recorded" and it's just me showering and getting ready to leave on time + driving in traffic to get to my 7am barber appointment

Wow she really fast tracked the "new era"

also he intentionally trolls/ragebaits the incels and neckbeards who can't stand him, so thats fun

He's an internet hip-hop artist with hits that lived entirely on the internet. No major label or radio presence. His songs went from YouTube to TikTok to Spotify. His career is kinda interesting for that reason. But otherwise he's just a goofy dude who makes some bops (subjective).

It was an exclusive on TheYetee a few years ago, I had to order it in June for it show up by Halloween. BUT I bet if you crop it and throw it into Google image search you can find it again

@robroberts.bsky.social is the MC

I don't know how to pose with talent at meet n greets dot jog

red/purple, I hope

~~love~~ when I lose 90 mins of progress in a game bc I got too immersed and forgot to quicksave at least once in the time #Lorerim #Skyrim

I don't know if a first timer would fully let their exhibitionist flag fly, whether it's something they've thought about before or it jump-scares them (as new kinks sometimes do) - be aware of your surroundings. The community is not as privacy-focused as it once was and cell phones are everywhere.

One of my favorite bands announced a new album for 2026!!!