Damg dude I was jk 😭😂

Our flag means death ♥️

Secretly hope season 3 never happens cos I'm evil and like to see people have their dreams crushed

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs. God creates Man, man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs. Dinosaurs eat man, woman inherits the earth

YOU may feel free but every day is a sentence in MUSCLE PRISON for your skeleton

It's been years now there are full adults that can't read the menus at fancy restaurants

a poorly drawn cat seen from behind, with a spiral shell on its back like a snail. the cat also has two small antennae!

pic of an orange cat sitting on a red rug, seen from behind, wearing a striped knitted beanie positioned to resemble a snail shell on its back

a poorly drawn snail

scooping my brains out with one of those egyptian hook things

Beef stroganoff

Beof stroganof

- Dan Aykroyd, cocaine flowing, looking over at Harold Ramis, in 1982.

they'll be like DANGER!!!!!! SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE MATERIAL and it's this

Overwhelmed by backlog of tasks in hkia looks like it's a sleep my problems away kind of day

The stack of 6 books weighing on my mind

I bought too many books at once and now I'm paralyzed by the over commitment rip my reading phase I'm going back to hello kitty island adventure

r/UberEATS u/litaps_Missiciv • 51d • i.redd.it Top 1% Poster Customer reduced tip and gave me negative rating because "i shattered their backboard dunking on their son" HE PASSED ME THE BALL!

sorry to this guy but this is unfortunately extremely funny to me

Godzilla Minus Zero still of Goji walking beside the statue of liberty with the text "Go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy."

Good morning~🐙

Every Miku is Canon

sailor moon x cogimyun 💫

so if they make a third one will it be godzilla plus one

NANCY HAS MET SLUGGO DOWNTOWN HE HAS JUST GOT PAID AT THE BAIT SHOP WHERE HE WORKS NANCY IS TRULY SURPRISED ABOUT HIS PAY SLUGGO:THEY PAY ME IN WOIMS SLUGGO IS HOLDING A TIN CAN FILLED WITH WOIMS (WORMS)

WOIMSDAY

samuel beckett was born on this day 120 years ago. astonishing to think that if he had survived, and could run 100m in 9.57 seconds, he would be not only the oldest but also the fastest man in the world - together with his nobel prize for literature, an astonishing trifecta

saw a squirrel drink water from my neighbors pool

Is the sticker not the reward?

A small white dog is side-eyeing someone above them. They are wearing glasses.

said "hi little buddy 🙂" in a cute voice to a dog on the street and they shot me this look and now i feel like a dumbass

Samesies ♥️

watercolor of neil the rat banging out the tunes on his tiny keyboard

y'all KNOW what mother fucking day it is!!!!!!

I saw the best minds of my generation produce high quality content for startups that laid them off on a zoom call

'Paddington 4, Escape From New York' Reboot in the Works at StudioCanal

Weird turn for the Paddington series but ok

A tree sparrow is speaking: "Artistic creation shouldn't be considered carelessly! Good art is made deliberately! With emotion! Physical exertion! If you aren't crying or bleeding by the end, you'd better look into another lifestyle...". We see a class of birds with piles of sticks and a big banner that reads "Intro to nest building" made out of twigs. The teacher continues: "Ok! Does everyone have their bundle of soft moss?"

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