dweeby selfie in a bikini (leopard print top, black bottom) sitting on a beach chair with sand in the background

i hate my hair rn but whatever. vacaaaaation

Trent Reznor on Great British Bake Off be like, “TERRIBLE PIE”

no

do i know anyone in the huntington area that secretly has a cool space where i could have a wedding

The majority of America’s teachers — a whopping 71% — have at least one side job because they’re so underpaid.

Meanwhile, the country is about to be launched into a long, drawn-out war that has already cost an estimated $2 billion.

Priorities.

What's scary about this story is the surveillance it hints at. This trans woman had changed her name, legally, but chose not to change her gender marker. She was apparently flagged in the DMV system as trans and her license was invalidated under a law that supposedly only concerned gender markers.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

just ate a bowl of yogurt with almonds, honey, and olive oil & i feel like a macedonian queen

i got mine used so idk if it’s under $40k new but I *love* my rav4

haven’t gotten that far yet, but i feel much better knowing it’s an option. i still have to do all the paperwork to get a citizenship certificate and idk how long that will be. i don’t want to leave if i don’t have to, and i don’t have to yet, but if it comes to that i want to be ready

just learned that i’m a canadian citizen and i could fucking cry

thank you! we’re stoked!!

thank youuuuuu

hello bluesky. i am engaged now.

it’s so easy to give your money to strippers

we got nine inch nail’d

been knitting a lot lately and this is very much the reason why I

Back-scratching bovine leads scientists to reassess intelligence of cows Brown Swiss in Austria has been discovered using tools in multiple ways – something only ever seen in humans and chimpanzees

COW TOOLS COW TOOLS COW TOOLS

protestors have painted what appears to be a tunnel on the side of the mountain, causing ICE agents to run into the mountain at full speed.

disgusting.

Me when I’m cruising the seas for American gold, firing no guns and shedding no tears: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!

Me when I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier, the last of Barrett’s privateers: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.

Sometimes they just tell us they are weaponizing the criminal justice system to push their political agenda.

A screenshot of two headlines on Google Search. The first, from People.com: Scott Adams, Disgraced Dilbert Creator, Dies at 68 The second, from The New York Times: Scott Adams, Audacious Creator of the ‘Dilbert’ Comic Strip, Dies at 68

🙃

The problem is that the child porn website is owned by the richest man in the world, who no one wants to pick a fight with, and even less so now that he's aligned with the president of the U.S., himself a maniacal sex criminal. Nothing gets fixed without breaking the political power of big money

Fundraiser for Minneapolis ICE shooter that’s already raised $178,000 casually points out that the mayor is Jewish 😬

they’re floating around out there, i’ve heard a few regarding her and a supposed is*ael connection

The past couple days have made it clear that arresting and prosecuting Johnathan Ross isn’t just the right thing to do, it is necessary to prevent future violence by ICE who have interpreted the situation as “we can do that to whoever we want”

#Animorphs fans, a reminder!

As the series turns 30 this year, the first three books are being released with beautiful new cover art by @creepcaptain.bsky.social. Out May 5! Here's a link to book one: bookshop.org/p/books/anim...