A painting of Lucifer tempting Jesus in the desert. Lucifer is INCREDIBLY naked, dirty, and lurid, rubbing up ons Jesus' robes from behind; his hand is open in offering and is placed in front of Jesus' crotch

I just re-found this painting, which was in a kid's bible I had growing up. I used to obssess over it, and I'm pretty sure seeing Lucifer here was the first time I thought a man was attractive? Over the years I'd think "it couldn't possibly be as horny as I remember it", but I mean come ON

Me: [idly looking up info on popes]

Wikipedia: This list is incomplete; you can help expand it.

Me: wut?

Wikipedia: [lifts eyebrows suggestively]

A small black cat sits centered on a soft blue background with a gentle purple shadow beneath it. The cat has large, shiny eyes and holds its paws together as if in a quiet prayer. Above it, in simple handwritten text, it says: “I purray for everyone to feel safe and to get the kindness they need no matter where they are.”

✨️ More bunny art 🐰 the one I settled on for the longest time 🥰
#digitalart #emote #art

National Geographic Award winning photograph of the year.
So beautiful. 🐝🐝🐝

The small native bee’s barely visible head with blue eyes and antennae poking out of a tightly closed orange Apricot Globemallow flower.

Change your focus, change your life.

~•~

Male Globemallow Bee (Diadasia diminuta) in Apricot Globemallow (Sphaeralcea ambigua).

🌿 #Invertebrates

A woman says to another woman "don't it there, please." She intimates "my husband died." She starts crying uncontrollably and continues "And that's where he got cucked." Tears streaming down her face she embraces the other woman for comfort.

A woman says "my executive dysfunction is so bad it's interfering with my domming." In a dungeon, her eager sub says "tell me what to do, Mommy." She is barely standing, clearly out of it, holding her riding crop limply. She makes a motion halfheartedly. The sub waits for pain but nothing comes. He says "momm-" she interrupts "one second..." putting her fingers to her temple in frustration.

🖤💜 Happy international asexuality day! 🖤💜🐀 (oldie but goldie)

the first thing i ever see when i open insta is bofem “hello pwincess”ing me and i swoon every time.

trans can be nonbinary. trans can reject gender altogether. trans can be someone who uses any combination of pronouns. trans can be no hrt or surgery. trans can be whatever you want it to be.

happy trans day of visibility to everyone who identifies as trans, no matter what that means for you! 🏳️‍⚧️💖💕

If fuel prices don't come down soon, will be forced to return to the ol' reliable way of getting around (having four muscular and heavily oiled shirtless young himbos carry me around on a sedan chair)

A black-and-white cat loafing with big round eyes and ears flattened to the sides

Is this an owl?

you’re doing amazing 💜

jesus ratatouilled a lot of saints

same and SO TRUE. I didn’t care until after s2 when I saw some really nice radioapple fanart, then i got hooked… and i’m eating so good lately with all the talent around. giggling under my blankets at 4 am reading my smut.

omg my king i’m sorry you’re hurting. get all the rests. 💜

A digital illustration of a medieval banner. It says in medieval inspired script "ye olde trans rights". It is decorated with plants and blue, pink, and white flowers.

ye olde trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️🌿

A vibrant scene with dolphins, tropical fish and rainbows. The text reads "how it feels to contribute to the declining birth rate"

Every day, this meme goes harder and harder.

the only thing stopping me from reskeeting my hyperfixations is that this is my streamer bsky. not that i have a fandom acct. i know no one would care but hnnn i love from afar

what if the theme was cocks

me every time i start my stream:

I need you to twirl your beard and tuck it behind your ear on strim. Just to be flirty.

Let Dwaddy take you away, Karma!

Playlist sjung med pippi! song is Pippi på cirkus

me, audibly: hey google, play bbno$

google: i found you a playlist!

Black hat with brim with white text embroidered on it saying "Ever since i was a small child i knew i wanted to be indoors on the computer"