As we approach the new year, my chest swells with anticipation and the world's colors brighten, because I know 2026 will be The Felon's last year on Earth.

A reliable source tells me Satan has already prepared a marble-lined pit of bubbling molten gold for his eternal bathing pleasure

We have them outnumbered

Is it wrong to have daydreams of wrapping The Felon in a fish trenchcoat and throwing him into a hungry orca pod? It doesn't feel wrong

I rewatch it from time to time - it's an entertaining show with a ridiculous premise played out tongue-in-cheek - but I'm not so soft-minded as to believe it reflects anything real. It's fiction, for the love of god. Not all of us are as gullible as MAGA, although the NYT seems to think so

We'll talk again when The Felon fabricates a crisis and delays the midterms. He can't stop them, but he can taint them by getting red states not to hold elections. Then the House has an excuse not to seat new members. It's unconstitutional, but so what?

I say we should prepare for this fuckery

The Constitution doesn't provide for kings, either, yet we have one. We need to prepare to play by new rules. He's going to drag us into obscurity as we scream "This is unconstitutional!".

What's your plan if the Constitution is no longer the protective, orderly structure we're used to?

The blue states need to prepare for secession. We must be ready if/when The Felon fabricates a crisis delaying the midterms.

Preparing for secession would send a message: Imagine life without the welfare we send you. We need to signal that the status quo is intolerable

'Trump says 'big bill' should only help GOP states: 'Don't want to benefit Dem governors' President Donald Trump argued that a GOP budget bill should help only Republican states instead of benefiting Democratic governors."We're going to make a couple of tweaks," Trump said of his "one big ...

To me, this is the prerequisite for blue state secession: when taxes become punishment, we have no reason to participate in the federal government.

We need to form state alliances to provide services DOGE has killed and stop sending cash to welfare states

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The Vatican will be shocked when they see Chicago Catholicism in action. You don't wanna cross this Pope. Dude packs heat. One wrong move and he'll zotz you

The Abandon Harris Crowd Is All Of A Sudden Very Quiet I recently came across an interesting fact. All the Abandon Harris websites seem to have been quietly taken down. First let me give a refresher course on the Abandon Harris movement. On October 7, 202...

Here's an interesting Daily Kos Diary about how the Abandon Harris movement vanished without a trace.

Ask anybody if they were in it, and they look away and change the subject to Those Dang Dodgers or something

www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...

I lean toward #3, but maybe all are true simultaneously. After all, he recently said Mexico paid for his feckin awful wall

Here's what The Felon says about the new auto tariff: “We’re going to charge countries for doing business in our country and taking our jobs." This means:

1. He's committed to the Big Lie;
2. He's profoundly stupid;
3. He lives in his own senile reality where other countries pay the tariff.

I'm getting drizzle now

All these reports of Seattle sturm und drang, and my deck is totally dry. I was looking forward to a gullywasher doing some spring cleaning for me

The big scary storm seems to be passing Olympia on both sides. Maybe the political air created a protective heat dome

If you're in Seattle and pining for a real NY slice, try Hot Mama's Pizza on Pine. It's the closest I've had to the real thing west of the Hudson. Only problem: no dining room, so you're eating on the street

Now prices will climb on all cars no matter where they're built, and they'll never come down. And nothing will be achieved.

And is there even a 100% American car anymore?

The legacy media is trumpeting that The Felon slapped a 25% tariff on imported cars, potentially raising $100 billion.

This headline masks the truth; it should read LAWLESS FELON-RAPIST SLAPS 25% TAX ON AMERICANS WHO BUY IMPORTED CARS, CRATERS THOUSANDS OF DEALERSHIPS NATIONWIDE

The Felon is rounding up people and deporting them. And they're not getting off the plane in El Salvador: They're being jailed for the crime of being on a Federal watchlist.

This government is now jailing innocent people and ignoring the law.

If you weren't paying attention before, tune in now

Welcome to the constitutional crisis! It looks like The Felon is now ignoring court orders, so the last guardrail may be gone.

So now can we talk about creating regional autonomy for the blue states that would like to remain a democracy?

Schumer has to go. He has a terminal case of Senate Brain, where less-than-enthusiastic agreement is considered disagreement.

Nah. He just sucks at his job.

I'm sick of political entertainers. We need serious politicians at a time like this

Are there any Never Harris protestors still on Bluesky?

If so, have you seen The Felon's slick wank-dream video about Gaza? Is this a better outcome than what a responsible Democrat would have produced?

How does Finding Out feel? I sincerely want to know as I've never fcked up this tragically

Did anyone else see The Felon's Gaza video?

Please confirm that's it's as bizarre and surreal as I thought. Otherwise, my hallucinations are cranking up again, and I need to adjust my meds

it’s comforting to imagine that nothing could’ve been done to prevent our current disaster, or at least that nobody could’ve known. but the truth is, since jan 7th, 2021, many people have been loudly yelling that we could end up right where we are now if the people in power didn’t change course

It's becoming clear to me that "Canadians are polite" is as much a myth as "American democracy will win in the end." I received some of the most feral, profane replies to my last post from Canadians - almost MAGA grade anger.

Ease up, friends. Anger destroys everything and builds nothing

Map of Cascadia

If BC, Washington, and Oregon split off to form Cascadia, it would be the 20th largest nation in the world with a GDP of $1.1 trillion.

In a recent survey, 54% of BC said they have something in common with Washington. 9% said the same about Ottawa (and don't even bring up Saskatchewan)

Map of USA

A survey from Brightline in '21 shows that the strongest support for secession is in the South and on the coasts. Interestingly, they questioned respondents about their state seceding to a regional union, not an individual secession.

And this was back when things were utopian compared to now

Baby-bear-killing, blow-snorting vaccine denier with brain worms is now in charge of American healthcare.

Welcome to the Kakistocracy!

Balance of payments map

Those damned pinkos!

In the map below, states shaded in brown are dependent on Godless Socialism to pay their bills. The states shaded in blue are rugged, Marlboro-Man Murican states that stand on their own.

Seriously, can we just feckin secede already and get this over with?