Oh shit, are you at Efteling?! We’re going there next month. Can’t wait! 🥳💃🎢

OH MY GOD YOU’RE COMING TO FOLKESTONE?! 💃🥳 Hit me up if you need any tips on where to eat/hang out while you’re here.

OH MY GODDDDD! 😍😍😍💃💃💃

David Mitchell dressed in a Gestapo officers outfit from the Mitchell & Webb ‘Are we the baddies?’ sketch. The caption underneath reads ARE WE THE TERMINALLY ONLINE?

I was struck yesterday with the realisation that none of my IRL friends know who Will St*ncil is. Made me question a lot of my life choices.

Holy shit! We’re in some good company there. 😍

Can’t believe next year will be 20 years since we put out our first single. *crumbles into dust*

I’ll make you think imma kick yo ass
But drop the gat? And Christ’s gonna blast
I’m sneaky as fuck when it comes to crime
So imma smoke em now and not next time

I wrote this on the parallels between Suez 1956 and Iran 2026 – and how we should not presume that leaders in the past acted in more sophisticated or dignified ways than leaders today

It’s me! A masc-presenting non-binary white person with a big beard, standing in front some mid-century low-rise flats. I’m wearing a green hat, mirror sunglasses, blue jeans and a black t-shirt. The t-shirt has artwork by @kim-hu.com depicting a small, yellow screaming skeleton next to large blocky white text that reads “AAAAAAAAAAHH”

Snazziest t-shirt on the school run courtesy of @kim-hu.com

I asked the smart speaker to play United States of Whatever by Liam Lynch. Can anyone guess what ‘similar song’ it played immediately after?

working out at the gym and “not like us” just came on and everyone is nodding their head to it and I am reminded once again that nobody has ever lost a rap beef as hard as Drake other than people who were actually shot and killed

*chanting* NEW INK! NEW INK NEW INK!

Strongly resisting the urge to blame Dagon for any gas smells... 👀

To be honest, the whole of Killing All The Flies by Mogwai has me like this but the bit from 2:34 - 3:01 where the tension releases and everyone kicks into top gear is a basically perfect section of music.

Worth. It.

Feeling like shit?
Does everything seem awful?
Are you powerless to do anything about it?
Have you considered plugging in an electric guitar and playing scuzzy 90s guitar riffs?

It won't fix any of your problems but I find making a righteous racket can soothe the soul somewhat.

TIL that Toht from Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Baby Eating Bishop of Bath & Wells from Blackadder were played by the same actor! 🤯

Very much hoping Stoke have already given up this season and hand Rovers the 3 points today. Apologies to @tdward.bsky.social but we need this more than you do. 👀⚽️😩

Thanks pal. X

I was going to suggest Mister Soft from the Softmint adverts, but I think he might be the first villain they have to face…

Matthew McConnaughey smoking a cigarette, looking at his phone. He does not like what he is seeing.

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Help send a loud & clear message to the decision-makers at DC Comics that we want more books featuring trans characters made by trans creators.

@lighthousecomics.co.uk I’m never quite sure if these dates are the same for the UK or not, but I’d like a copy of this if possible please Jake! 👀

I have never watched The Hitcher because when my Mum told me about the film as a kid, her voice was so fearful that it freaked me the fuck out.

Wait, THAT’s why I’m in custody?! When I asked the arresting officer he said ‘you know why, pal!’ and I assumed they’d finally caught up to me for all those Metallica MP3s I downloaded from Napster.

There is NOTHING you could tell me about Kristi Noem’s husband that is more embarrassing than the fact that he is married to Kristi Noem. That already tells me everything I needed to know.

Thanks pal. Had to put on my big they pants and get the job done. X

It’s me! A masc presenting non-binary white person with a big beard and a bald head. I’m wearing a baby pink t-shirt with a sick illustration of Princess Leia holding a blaster in front the rebel alliance logo bearing the colours of the trans pride flag.

OBVIOUSLY I’m wearing my Trans Rebel Leia T-Shirt from @tammi.bsky.social and @fenrisgames.com for #tdov

So, in the spirit of Trans Day of Visibility I just phoned my Mum and told her I’m non-binary (a task I’ve been putting off for months.)

She was very pleased about it! ❤️🥲🏳️‍⚧️

#TDOV