Posts by 🔞BVC
Hello. It's once again time to beg for help. We just got a pay-or-evict on our door for $2400. Links to help below but here's the gist:
-Every donation gets a 500-word story, no matter the size
-Commissions are accepted but will be done at a later date
Thank you.
i did that last year in my server technically
i don't have an april fools joke prepped all i got is
uhhhhh
FART YOURSELF noW
Comm of a huge 2b filling a slutty hyper assed 9s
Adaman can't take his stupid boyfriend anywhere smh
Thank you, always wonderful to hear that. The burger was good, but it was enormous; Carl's Jr Cali XL truly is a burger for size freaks, I barely got a quarter in on this recording session lmao
Listen/download from MEGA: mega.nz/file/aJwiFDb...
Listen/download on Furaffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/64516573/
[PERSONAL WORK/COMMISSION SORTA] CW: SLOB, EATING
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! I ate like a pig to celebrate. In the full TEN MINUTE audio, there's lots of eating sounds of the most indulgent and slobby degree, and plenty of burps along the way. Listen and download below!
#nsfw #nsfwaudio
View and download as PDF from MEGA: mega.nz/file/3RYRQSa...
View on AO3: archiveofourown.org/works/82092941
View on Furaffinity: www.furaffinity.net/view/64491200/
Noodle the Slob Star -slobification -weight gain -mind warp -farting -scat -gooning -weed -personality alteration -identity alteration -she jerks off to rouge the bat at one point
[PERSONAL WORK] CW: GROSS
NEW STORY!
Noodle goes for a solo career, but signs on with a label with VERY specific, VERY nasty plans for her! Remember the first rule of music business, whatever the label says, goes!
View links in the reply!
#nsfw #nsfwstory
A friend of mine wanted a visual reference for a TF scientist for an erotic audio she's working on and I got to nerdcrafting.
HELLO FOLKS! I am currently calling out for AUDIO and CAPTION commissions! My hands are full in terms of stories right now, so I'd really like some comms of those two categories! Please and thank you!
Shut up, and listen. Here’s what you’re gonna do. First, you gotta get Sonic Adventure DX on Steam. Then, you go to the SADX Mod Installer GitLab page and download it. Next you gotta open up sadx_setup.exe. In the installer, make sure you choose the DREAMCAST preset. Don't do DX, make sure it's Dreamcast. Enable advanced options, change the window title to Sonic Adventure, and choose the VMU icon. Install all of the data, open the mod loader, configure your settings, and save. Then, and only then, can you play Sonic Adventure.
They were banned from my server and finally blocked, admitting they did not even want the money back anymore after I told them I didn't even want to pay them more because of how they were behaving and treating me.
Believe who you want, but note that this person has been aggressive and unreasonable.
In the end, they started accusing me of lying, of gaslighting, of emotional manipulation, of keeping money for myself, and of spending it 'irresponsibly' (again I spent it on rent).
So unsatisfied and so convinced I'd never pay them back (despite starting to) they made a callout in my own server.
You can read the messages should you find the post, but as a summary:
-They wanted an immediate full refund which I could not provide because that was rent money
-I tried to compromise on refund over time, this pissed them off a lot
-I STARTED TO PAY THEM BACK, which upset them even more
A couple days before I closed my Twitter account just now, someone made a call-out post for me. This person has accused me of scamming them.
I'll just be clear: I did not deliver a commission for them, and that is my fault. But this person has been hostile and unreasonable every step of the way.
#SaveSpeech
if you are in the EU you should be FURIOUS with your leaders for pushing this through in such an undemocratic manner.
continue to raise your voices and contact your representatives. demand that Chat Control be put down for good.
[PERSONAL WORK] GROSS WARNING
Just a little something I whipped up with my mommy voice and some sound effects. Your mom (Hex Maniac) plus farts is a good.
🎙️me lol
🔊Freesound and Noun's Unsorted Girl Rips
autism
Sorry dudes, usually Discord keeps the noise down, but I guess my OVERRIPED GUTBUSTS are just too strong tonight... ...haha, get owned, noob... Seriously, you guys are being so whiny over some teeny tiny itty bitty, super small OMEGABRAPS. Do you guys think if I opened mic in all-chat and let loose some CRATERINDUCING SLOPFARTS I'd get banned? L-O-L, I think I tored a new hole in my pants with that last, big, juicy FOGDUMP. Guh...not gonna lie...shouldn't have done a TUMMYSTUFFING with all that 'za earlier... Yo, multi-kill! That deserves a big, fat, stinky TUSHPUSH! ...this burger better not ruin my new controller.... Ough, I think I gota DECIBELCRACKING MEGATOOT incoming...my bad... ...oh shit, that's the ENTIRE enemy team!!! Yeah, I know my HEADPHONE CRACKING GIGA FARTS are making it hard to hear enemies, just turn up your game volume! ...stupid bitches, how did you NOT pick up the rocket launcher?! I'm totally gonna own those noobs on the enemy team, watch me walk right in their spawn and unleash some quality BOOTYBASED EARRAPE. Hey, do you guys smell that? Smells like the HELLARIPPED SMOGBOMBS I got from that burger joint, ayooo! No but seriously, y'all, sorry for my BRAPMAXXED BLUBBERRUMP being so noisy tonight... ...not. RHEA aka 400ozWobble aka ULTIMAGASBAG
PERSONAL WORK] GROSS WARNING
New cap! Made in collaboration with the artists Skunk Bunk @bunk_skunk and commissioner Burning @burning_bubbles (both Twitter @'s) and including some choice compound words about my favorite thing in the world...
[COMM]
Hey, stinkies! I've been busy, but I'm back at it! Here's something I made but never posted outside my server...my longest caption ever! It's real silly, enjoy!
I do think not enough people know this - everything after a question mark in a URL is garbage. You can delete it all and the URL still works fine. Strip that shit out when sharing anything.
you can read the full thread, but basically one of my best friends is going through it severely. if you know a company looking for a software engineer position to be filled, point her to them or vice versa. otherwise, help her or share it to someone who can. it breaks my heart to see her struggle.
I hate that it's a damn 'maybe' right now, but that's how it's working out. We are working to solve this, and your help has ensured we have the time to do so.
Thank you insanely so much.
The catch is that we are eligible for support from a rental assistance community relief organization, however while we are eligible, we don't know if they'll help yet. We will at a later date. Until then, I want to stress that we may need help again soon! Maybe!
BIG UPDATE!
THANKS TO YOUR HELP, WE ARE MOMENTARILY AVOIDING HOMELESSNESS AGAIN!
The wrinkle is, the agreement we made includes paying June month on time, and paying the rest of the back owed rent later. We may not be able to. Maybe.