This is the kind of American I am.

The word “embiggen” spelled out as an answer to the NY Times Spelling Bee game.

It’s a perfectly cromulent word

There was an amazing audio sync-up withthat last shot and Benson Boone’s “oh-oh-oh-oh-ohhhh”

RIP Robert Redford. You made great salad dressing

A poster advertising Jeni’s Ice Cream’s fall releases that looks a lot like an ad for an arthouse movie poster, featuring an off-center photo of a scarecrow against a desaturated cloudy sky background. The scarecrow is clutching a pair of ice cream cones and the word “FALL” in Futura font is partially superimposed over its face.

Why do the ads for seasonal releases at Jeni’s Ice Cream all look like posters for an upcoming A24 film?

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they should make Ready Player Three and its about him trying to make his kid respect Hogans Alley and Ghostbusters and his kid doesn’t and he gets old and he’s alone in a VR nursing home with all his childhood toys and Lion-O says “it’s ok. it’s time to go now” then he dies

The blue thing with the things!

Thank you for summing up my feelings on her so succinctly.

Today’s blue makes no sense

@dcsarahe.bsky.social please know that the Mario’s story would have been even crazier if I had seen this on Fudgie night

Needs more Borat

Pretty soon SOH CAH TOA will have no meaning.

www.xkcd.com/3081/

i ’m struggling to pay rent, but i’m not giving up my subscription to the gray lady!

When I was in elementary school a kid barfed into his trumpet and it came out the bell and the valves. It didn’t spray everywhere, but it’s 35 years later I still think about it.

I heard there was a secret ooze
It turned four turtles into dudes
But you don't really care for pizza, do ya?

They fought like this,
Two swords, a stick
A couple sai
Some nunchuck tricks
Those Ninja boys-a callin

Cowabunga

I want you to have this job so much. Great pick.

A Kroger grocery store advertisement posted on a self-checkout station, promoting the “PlayKroger” sports betting app - some kind of licensed gambling app services through the OwnersBox platform.

bro my grocery store launched a sports betting app im never gonna be able to afford eggs again

A copy of The Onion in print (headlines include “Inside Elon Musk’s Texas Compound”, “Grandma AirTagged”, “Trump Administration Offers Free At-Home Loyalty Tests”, “Baby Saves Affair”). I hope they offer a print version in Braille; if not, I think you have a strong case if you were scammed by the hack.

That’s why I only read The Onion in print.

Aziz Ansari - Master of None S2E1 clip Allora YouTube video by pjstarr86

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I used to love hanging out with my buddy Brendan but things have changed since he started bringing that wizard around. Sorry dude, your orb isn’t that interesting and I’m sick of smoking out of that long-ass pipe

They did a split EP with Ska-dden.

I know nothing of his politics or economics, but he does have excellent restaurant recommendations in the DC metro area and I’m happy knowing just that much bout him. tylercowensethnicdiningguide.com

Their Iron Man cover is worth a listen, too.

The Who’s Who Behind the Modern Artificial Intelligence Movement Before chatbots exploded in popularity, a group of researchers, tech executives and venture capitalists had worked for more than a decade to fuel A.I.

No women on this list.

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This was great. But I can’t believe there’s no mention of the bread maker even though I know it was the impetus for this post.