Girls on the Run logo with text that reads “I’m running the Chicago Marathon with GOTR Chicago!”

i’m running my first world major marathon, and i get to do it with an amazing charity!! Girls on the Run promotes life lessons like self confidence and the importance of community through running for girls in grades 3-8.

check out my fundraiser here: fundraisers.hakuapp.com/emily-wurst

i love being young and trendy

the macy’s parade is such a mad libs. why is lil jon on the toys r us float. why is busta rhymes rapping with the ninja turtles

elizabeth taylor really is that bitch

like actually, i really need a new mattress and i’m hoping someone has a black friday deal or something lol

hey so where we buying new mattresses these days?

i thought this was chicken with white queso 🧍🏼‍♀️

photo of me and my friend emily at an Austin TX rooftop bar (not pictured: our other friend who i cropped out bc she doesn’t use bluesky)

a reunion that like 12 nerds will be excited to see

we had a call yesterday where the “fun icebreaker” was to have a background with your favorite sports team so i made mine tayvis on the super bowl field lol

i’m sure it’s not everyone or all the time, but it’s definitely a theme i’ve seen! ultra runners are a peculiar bunch of people lol

just went to put the jonas brothers “oh how the tables have turned” meme in the work teams chat and then realized no one would understand the reference 😔😔

oh this study has been floating around for a few weeks in the runner world lol i’ve already seen it!

the ultra runners i know (surprisingly several, lol) avoid eating fiber as much as they can to keep from having to poop on the trail so i feel like that’s the next thing to investigate here

i met my gf two years ago today 🧍🏼‍♀️

an email outlining an EIGHT WEEK slow plan to start running again after injury

got my return to running plan from my PT and i still have 4 weeks before i even start interval jogs i literally hate it here

i’d be more worried about the humping missoula video tbh

i have an incredible recommendation for you next time you’re in atlanta

i know GNAWING at the bars of my enclosure

we stand for the flag and if you don’t like it we don’t care 🫡

oh same. maybe they’ll let me live in the venue

reading all the “they’re coming for loving v virginia next!” comments while i’m sitting here in an interracial same sex relationship. damn double whammy

showgirl = vegas = residency at the sphere 🙂‍↕️🙂‍↕️

i can’t believe jason kelce got to know about TS12 before me

all i’m saying is i DO have my in-case-of-emergency courthouse wedding bridal dress picked out on pinterest

✨join the contacts girlies✨

ok so before i freak out right this minute, how long until we know if the supreme court has picked up this case? when will they tell us that?

happy birthday!!! 🥳✨ hope you have a fantastic day, rachel!

my tiktok was hacked pls send recommendations (other than try tiktok studio bc believe me i have!) and general patience for dealing with their chatbot support system 🫠

i need recommendations for a good travel credit card specifically for hotel points/rewards pls and thanks 🙏🏻🫶🏻

unloading my hip thrust bar and then loading my bench press bar was a humbling experience this morning