Alright, whatever that excruciating stomach pain was, is gone now. So now we can "HaVe A sHoWeR & sTaRt My DaY!!"

Is this real? I hope so, the original was so lovely!

My first girlfriend's birthday was April fools day so naturally everyone fucked with her relentlessly!!! 😵

Coconut probably.

A single slice of cheese pizza on a white paper plate on a green marble vinyl wrapped table or counter top.

I think pizza is a tulpa, if enough people in a concentrated area are aware of pizza it will materialize. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

I deadlifted 405£ today! It's been a while since I've been able to do that.

a woman stands on stage with a microphone in front of a sign that says kids choice awards Alt: a woman stands on stage with a microphone in front of a sign that says kids choice awards, and then she gets covered in green slime.

Hey everybody get out there and get slick and sloppy today, in whatever way that makes sense to you.

Photo of a food stand menu

"There was a time when too much was not enough, but now just enough feels like too much."
-Drugs

Photo of magic: the gathering cards from the MSCHF secret lair collection.

Sup nerds?

Photo of a still from final fantasy VII with text saying, "don't worry about me, I'll be ok"

Photo of My basement

Damn, didn't realize my basement was so haunted, check out all the orbs!

Dirty mirror selfie, face covered by camera.

Alternative angle dirty mirror selfie, face not covered but difficult to discern features.

Trapped inside.

Are the shareholders attempting to elevate their consciousness into the astral plane? The first step upon the collective unconscious is often a simple meme.

My hands can fuck right off!

If I have sleep paralysis, but only dream in geometric, kaleidoscopic, colors, can the hat man still visit me?

I've started waking up in the middle of the night with strange objects in my hands.

I go to the same deli for lunch every day, get a small hot sandwich, and a small coffee. There's a man at the register that seems terrified of me and I have no idea why. This fella mumbles and stutters breathlessly any time I get to the register. He seems perfectly normal with other people.

death's dynamic shroud - Last Minutes of The Memory (Official Audio) YouTube video by ddsvevo

The emotion this track brings despite the wildly repetitive nature of it is shocking.

A photo of the vinyl album and album sleeve for the record "faith in persons" by Death's Dynamic Shroud on a green quilt.

Faith In Persons is such a sick album.

Long exposure photo of My basement with multi colored light streaming across the space.

Didn't realize my camera could do this, neat!

Garfield minus Garfield comic where Jon says "does life get any better than this?"in the first panel and sits completely unchanged for the remaining 2 panels.

Well if you were paying attention at the first rodeo, we wouldn't be having this conversation.

Congratulations!

In that case I guess it depends on the monitor, anywhere between 1080p and 4k I think.

At the end of the day, I'm just a tube with thoughts

Here come the sirens, Santa's escaped!!!!

Here's the thing, I think I've discovered a flawless remedy for hiccups, but I'm not sure the world is ready to hear about it.

This is so obvious, but it was on at 3 pm every day in middle school.

Same dude, robots gotta get lost!