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Posts by lalage

Only if u can hit 300 and theres no one u want more badly in the next few months (nasti, titi, wang and chalter alter...)

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Endfield update but i am having too much fun with wisadel monhun wilds. I think i may have to lance tempered gore tho he has such enormous lingering hitboxes i cannot reliably evade thru everything

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rough drawing of an aloof pale tabby cat lady wearing a leather jacket

rough drawing of an aloof pale tabby cat lady wearing a leather jacket

lady

12 hours ago 973 248 1 1

stuck using her s2 (rapid normal / elemental lbg) bc i suck at hbg wyvernblast but that really feels like her s3

4 days ago 3 0 0 0
monster hunter wilds screenshot of a hunter with a short white bob and a red jacket

monster hunter wilds screenshot of a hunter with a short white bob and a red jacket

reconvener this originium that. we have wisadel at home

4 days ago 46 2 2 0
rough drawing of silverash the reignfrost but as an actual snow leopard man

rough drawing of silverash the reignfrost but as an actual snow leopard man

silverash the reignfurost

4 days ago 201 41 0 0
a pair of skiers - a startled black goat gentleman and an amused grey horse lady wielding a broom instead of ski poles - meet on a slope

a pair of skiers - a startled black goat gentleman and an amused grey horse lady wielding a broom instead of ski poles - meet on a slope

my darling of the mountains

1 week ago 686 177 2 1
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Panel from the elden ring manga of melina telling the tarnished 'you seem like a dimwit so i put all your points in intelligence'

Panel from the elden ring manga of melina telling the tarnished 'you seem like a dimwit so i put all your points in intelligence'

reasonable elden ring fans: please let the movie be at least somewhat like the actual game
me: please let it be like the manga

2 weeks ago 111 24 0 1

(arknights) anyone want to play icebreaker games pls ping me i would love to torture someone i know and love instead of a total stranger

2 weeks ago 6 0 0 0
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake By A Horse Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food. I am thinking I would like to try cake. Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape. Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy. Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much. I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on." Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me.

It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

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#Arknights #アークナイツ #明日方舟
Orbiting one light

2 weeks ago 428 228 3 1

When Baz Luhrman had the guns say "sword" on the side in Romeo + Juliet, that was the best choice that has been made in any modern adaptation ever.

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An orange cat squishes its extremely rotund self into a corner

An orange cat squishes its extremely rotund self into a corner

Carrot in the corner

3 weeks ago 79 6 1 0

I love her personality switching with language in her 'english' voice pck so much... Incredible work from the VA

3 weeks ago 1 0 0 0

I opened monhun wilds after 392716 years and remembered why i stopped. My kingdom for one rathian ruby (cornpopper upgrade)

3 weeks ago 10 0 0 0
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FFXIV Moenbryda

FFXIV Moenbryda

Moenbryda for the FFXIV playing card deck today
#FFXIV

3 weeks ago 1194 617 10 2
sketches mostly of an anthropomorphic goat man with black fur, red eyes and long horns

sketches mostly of an anthropomorphic goat man with black fur, red eyes and long horns

spent way too long thinking about a villain (the retired spirit of winter)

4 weeks ago 209 48 6 0

Rt chongyue's big feet...

4 weeks ago 3 0 0 0
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鎮魂の儀は無事に執り行われ、まもなく界園は再び一般公開されます。皆で集まり、この喜びを分かち合いましょう。
weibo.com/6279793937/Q...

4 weeks ago 317 176 0 0

(arknights) cocaine bear got some serious hands

4 weeks ago 23 2 0 0

I think it could also have made him worse (encouraging)

1 month ago 1 0 1 0

We did get stainless's actual grandma a while back 😹

1 month ago 0 0 0 0
arknights screenshot of a ten pull

arknights screenshot of a ten pull

Grandma is here

1 month ago 28 0 1 0
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sketch of mantra from arknights

sketch of mantra from arknights

grandma soon

1 month ago 229 56 2 0

oh no :( of all the books...

1 month ago 1 0 0 0
A comic featuring lalafell Hjalmarr and Tataru.

Tataru: ... and finally, your shoulder!
Tataru: All your heroic measurements, recorded by yours truly!
Tataru: Alright! I'll have your new clothes fitted to perfection.
Hjalmarr: Hm.

A comic featuring lalafell Hjalmarr and Tataru. Tataru: ... and finally, your shoulder! Tataru: All your heroic measurements, recorded by yours truly! Tataru: Alright! I'll have your new clothes fitted to perfection. Hjalmarr: Hm.

Tataru: Um, Hjalmarr... If you ever feel burdened, or if you ever need help or advice, you can always lean on me, okay?
Tataru: Ah, I mean all of us! The Scions! We've got your back!
Tataru: Remember when you arrived in Limsa Lominsa, and you fought the goobue?
Hjalmarr: Mn.
Tataru: And you needed Y'shtola's aid?
Hjalmarr: Yes.
Tataru: She told me about it ages ago! You were so cute, then!
Hjalmarr: I remember it all.
Hjalmarr: Whenever I return, you're always the first to welcome me home.

Tataru: Um, Hjalmarr... If you ever feel burdened, or if you ever need help or advice, you can always lean on me, okay? Tataru: Ah, I mean all of us! The Scions! We've got your back! Tataru: Remember when you arrived in Limsa Lominsa, and you fought the goobue? Hjalmarr: Mn. Tataru: And you needed Y'shtola's aid? Hjalmarr: Yes. Tataru: She told me about it ages ago! You were so cute, then! Hjalmarr: I remember it all. Hjalmarr: Whenever I return, you're always the first to welcome me home.

Hjalmarr: Thank you, Tataru.
Tataru: See you soon, my dear friend.

Hjalmarr: Thank you, Tataru. Tataru: See you soon, my dear friend.

Keep yourself safe, hero.

#ffxiv #ocs

1 month ago 690 233 11 0

yes but it will feel good. i really like ishiguro's writing, he'll present something really heavy but in a way that lets you have space to process your own feelings about it

1 month ago 1 1 0 0

still sore about my moomin and taiyou matsumoto books tho, i actually did want to reread them and they're all horribly brown and spotty now. cant bring myself to throw them out but i dont know if they can be saved

1 month ago 9 1 1 0

i stopped buying books for a long time bc the books in my house were getting wrecked by a combination of sunlight + humidity, lately i switched my brain to think of books as consumables (to be read and passed on or swapped) just to start reading again, feels better

1 month ago 19 0 1 0
cover of kazuo ishiguro's book klara and the sun

cover of kazuo ishiguro's book klara and the sun

picked this up bc of fucking honkai star rail and it made me cry

1 month ago 39 1 2 0
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