IYKYK #crawler4122

Good lord, what have I done?

Somebody fucked up and promoted me.

Now, I am in charge of people.

Have you SEEN people? They’re awful!

I’m sitting here living my California dream one cup of coffee at a time.

And…
Jeff Goldblum as the system AI.

Hear me out…
Matt Berry cast as Dungeon Crawler Carl.

Another successful dawn patrol completed.
I’m taking the new scooter out for a short ride in a bit. I’ll post a pic.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!

These Dungeon Crawler Carl books are like The Hunger Games on acid on a galactic scale.
But it’s comedy.
Read up.
10/10

Good morning, everyone.
I made coffee.
I’ll turn the heat up if you don’t want to wear clothes.
I’m putting on some music. Tell me what you want to hear.
We’ll go on dawn patrol a little later.

Black Cherry Soda YouTube video by Some Hearts - Topic

The song that plays on repeat in my head today.
You’re welcome.

youtu.be/wIqdpXOp66c?...

I heard Dildo & Narcan are opening for Metallica.

It’s important to dress appropriately for special events.
Also, if you’re going to buy a hockey sweater (or any sports jersey), it’s important to get a good one.

Tonight!

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God.
Damn.
It.

I suppose it’s just a matter of time before worlds collide.

I may be heading out for work with the cops to bust a…
Let me see if I have this right…
A “Swingers Party”.

Yeah.

No clue what laws are being broken.

Damn.
Sorry guys and good girls.

Pulpo y Camaron Sayulita because I love myself and I just showed up well in court for work.

Buenos dias, amigos.

I finally took the stand in one of my theft cases today.
I’ve been subpoenaed several times, but this was my first time testifying.
It went well.
It was just a preliminary hearing, so I expect to return.
It was fun.

GM

Why you should let me borrow your boyfriend | Girl on the Net Welcome! Thanks for coming! Please help yourself to cake! Here's a brief presentation I've prepared on why you should let me borrow your boyfriend.

One from way back in the archives. It's not so much a blog post as an indecent proposal...

www.girlonthenet.com/blog/borrow-...

(off the back of this I actually *have* borrowed a couple of boyfriends. The OG boy remains unborrowed though)

I thank all of you for the opportunity.

I’m on my patio with a book and a drink.
I watched the sunset and now that super beaver moon is rising.
It’s a grand show tonight.
I hope you’re enjoying it. 🍻

Somebody help me. I can’t shut up.

The witch and her bookwyrm (2022) 💚📗

#nsfwart #pinup

Hi, guys. Checking in from Kern River Brewing Company in the Sierra Mountains.

I am.
I really need to show up for the live show a bit more often.
How are you doing?

@rnrmanifesto.bsky.social Greg!!!
I miss you, brother.
Still listening faithfully.

Ghislaine Maxwell is about to slip on a banana peel.