Nothing but peace and prosperity for my Coys Boys and Girls. Flex Whitney 🙏🏾

At this point the season has gone so poorly that if a news article came out stating that a rift in the earth opened up and swallowed the Tottenham Hotspur stadium I would just be like "yeah sounds about right"

Nightmare VR idea: you're Donald Trump the night of April 12th into the morning of April 13th 2026 just doomscrolling and posting AI pictures of yourself as Jesus as you're running America into the depths of Hell as President.

We really spent all our good mojo on that UEL huh?

Yeah man we're losing all the games. The thing about going down is that we might be there for a while with the decision making of our board. Constantly choosing unproven players has finally caught up.

Man this is so clean. Need me an N64 again

My default is the embrace the championship mentality not because I'm just being a loser and down on my team, but rather because we simply have not been playing good football and you cannot expect to survive in the best league in the world while playing like shit

Somebody please hit me with the relegation math because I haven't been able to engage with my coys community until rn and please help me feel better thx

Girl you crushed it for the first one! That thing looks great!

sixth like reporting in

Yeah I'm just hugging anyone wearing the badge at this point. We're all traumatized

It's almost unbelievable how bad this season is

Painfully accurate

holy shit

Babe, wake up a new Luigi just dropped

Johan Lange, January 2026

Absolutely on point. We can't keep materially supporting shitty people. Ain't nobody shrugging off Hitler to compliment his art

Ooof

Brother, I feel you. If results start coming in it'll be bittersweet for sure. It'll feel like listening to a fire R Kelly song in 2026

After Trump is gone, everyone who supported him will act like they never did.
Keep records, keep receipts, remember, and never ever let them live it down.

Absolutely goated heel

If you’re watching us from outside the United States, it’s pretty much as bad as it looks.

Hear the shark out, it's got so many business ideas rn

Absolutely spittin

Looool wtf yachty gotta do with this

hell yeah way to go

The main reason I am such a die hard fan of Ange is that he represented the club in the way I wanted someone to. Cards on the table, I didn’t really care about the results because I believed in what he said about doing things the right way and how that in doing that we would end up winning.