We’re all so fucking cooked

Role to hit… if you know what I mean 😏🎲

I’m not surprised by the greed of government officials, the elite & billionaires.
I’m surprised by the loyalty of the poor & working class worshipping them as they rob us of human rights.
The wealth-hoarding aristocracy would make you pay for air tomorrow if they could.

Your walls are weakest where your defence is strongest

Your height is the least interesting thing about you. Develop an actual personality.

That’s very kind, but i promise you, i was NEVER “popular pretty”
My bullies made that ABUNDANTLY clear 😅🤣

I’m not Popular-Pretty
I’m Theatre-Kid-Pretty

Trying to believe in my excellence as much as white men believe in their mediocrity

Dissociation is a free action

Crystals are canonically gay

If you want me to come over, you better have a padded cell

Microdosing hell by listening to American politics

Full of love, fantasies and THC

heartbreak is an exquisite poet

M hips with an XS waist.
Who tf built me? Pixar?

‘You cannot erase non-binary & transgender people because you give birth to more of us every single day.’
— Elisa Rae Shupe

Rest peacefully, Elisa. 🩵🩷🤍

Accidentally referred to Marvel’s Fantastic 4 as the Awesome Foursome

What does Batman do about unreturned library books? Like… which penguin should he focus on?

Uh oh, a hyperbolic comment found the Lucas fans. Better go make an apology video.

I’ll be sure to have his wife edit it so that it makes sense.

Y’know what, I’ll say it, George Lucas could have been a great D&D world builder but he has no business in the film industry.

super socialist
… just not super social

Adulthood be like: I don’t have enough money for rent, can we get ice cream?

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Anyone looking for a playmate?
♥️🎪🧸

Lying 6 feet under all by yourself there, handsome?

If it was Tweets for Twitter. What’s a post on Bluesky? Maybe a Flutter or a Flyby a Cue (butterflies communicate through chemical signals/cues) or a Click (some species of butterflies communicate by rubbings/clicking legs together)?
Thoughts?
I personally like Click & Flutter

I already cannot wait for this delightful chaos

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Note to self: not everyone deserves a second chance with you