Nice one lid

May be too early?

Come on New Zealand

People on loudspeaker phone calls in waiting areas should be volleyed from Bootle to New Brighton and back again. Twats

The enigma that is Everton

I don't get Merseyrail too often, but when I do it's nice to see there are still plenty of twats taking up two seats

Quality journalism from BBC 🙄

I'll agree with you now 😃

I'll add my fuck off Everton to everyone else's

He score goals for fun. Virgin van dyke. He scores goals for fun

One day there will be a referee up to to handling a game like this.
I'm being a dickhead aren't I. Never happening

Dear Satan
I know these have had a pact with you for decades and they sacrifice kittens puppies and rabbits for you, but you can have my soul for a 3-2 97th winner today against these twats. Cheers

Come along & help us celebrate 20 years of Health Through Sport & of Howards career at Everton as a player & manager 👊 A host of ex Everton players will also be attending.Going to be a great night.Hope to see you there #COYB #NSNO 💙👍Re Posts appreciated. Thx.

I never knew Rooneys missus was a dirty red. Team Rebekah Vardy me now

I'm sad about Ricky Hatton. Gone far too young. But please, please, & this is aimed mostly, but not exclusively, at men/boys.
Talk to someone, anyone. Your missus, your boss. Your mate in the pub. It's easy for me to say, but don't let it fester. There are people/ places that can & will help.x💙

Michael Oliver obviously has a tenner on them

I refer my learned friend to this poster from the year of our Lord nineteen hundred and forty six. Notts Forest, Sir. Notts Forest. Precedent has been set

Notts is a well known abbreviation for Nottingham

The Devil's Own strike again

Notts forest can fook right off. Ruined my weekend the scabs

If we could control a ball or pass to someone in the same coloured shirt or tackle, we'd be OK #UTFT

I thought Man City had bought the league?

Come on Paul. Admit it. He's a twat 😉

The best thing about Facebook is that I didn't realise 90% followed football let alone were Red Shite 🤔

Even Jack Harrison loves me and the boy 😆 Up the fucking autograph signing toffees

Do they have to pay £6 for 10 minutes?

Random acts of kindness at the car park barrier would be nice 😉

Frightening the number of fascist tossers on there. I really need to delete it but it's a morbid fascination. Any more reactions to the Everton eid mubarak post and that's me off

If you've left Twatter, fear not. It's still as toxic as fook 😔

Liverpool Airport ripping off even more