I went to the public lap pool this afternoon...just felt awkward. Forgot how much I hate locker rooms.

The so-called 'Stussy S' in a side by side comparison with the suspiciously similarly-structured Kabbalah Tree of Life.

Y'all ain't ready for this conversation

Wow, someone finally made the meme about me that has been in my head for months.

More reasons I am happy to have only owned cars that predate 2002

I did it, I solved climate change.

I once wrote the most respectful letter of resignation for a grocery store job. I also once wrote the shadiest letter of resignation for an archaeology job.

My career advice for anyone is to always write a resignation letter no matter the job or the duration you spent there.
1: It is polite and people respect it.
2: It is really fucking fun

Hate how that verso cover cuts the title of critique of everyday life

Introduce yourself with
One book 📚
One movie 🎥
One album 💿

The masculine role model of my childhood (Spongebob) did not prepare me for the world as it is