We should be able to purchase nonstop GIFs to put on the tombstones of people we really hate

Tucker Carlson head shot

Man Who Helped Elect A Corrupt Fascist Bigoted Madman Would Like You To Know He Was Fooled But Would Like To Make Other Recommendations

Kash Patel's face on a whisky bottle label that reads "PATEL non alcoholic"

Patel Whiskey™️
"Non alcoholic because we offer zero proof"

2 wasted teens on a sofa in the 1970's

New Photographic Evidence Proves Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting. These 2 Were In The Back Tripping Balls.

Annoyed, coffeeless Kash Patel surrounded by 2 men holding coffee cups.

Kash Patel Told Coffee's Not For Him

Photoshop of Clarence Thomas pointing in the air. His robe opens and there's a portable credit card reader inside his robe.

Dramatic Arm Gesture Accidentally Reveals Location Of Clarence Thomas' Portable Payments System

Smiling man working outdoors on his deck on his laptop

Remote Worker Not Invited To Company Party
"Fuck that guy", say in office coworkers"

Photoshop of a 9 year old boy leaning on wall behind a tennis player. He has 2 tennis balls stuffed in his mouth.

US Open Ball Boy Some Weird Kid Who Thinks He's A Dog

That's not a Boston accent

Trump in a flowing white robe, walking on water. There's a warship and a helicopter behind him.

President Explains Image Of Him Walking On Water As A Sailor Protecting America's Coastline

Photoshop of old TV's, clocks, and toasters trailing smoke in the sky.

North Korea Test Fires Outdated Appliances Over South Korea

A man on the street interview. Man speaks into reporter's microphone.

"Leo? Is that even his real name? What is this Pope hiding?"

Older people laughing and playing cards. JD Vance stands ominously behind them.

Happy Nursing Home Residents Enjoy A Game Of Cards, Unaware JD Vance Has Entered the Room

JD Vance holding a wallet

Donald Trump Declares Victory As JD Vance Returns Home From Iran Peace Talks With His Wallet

Young man interviewed, speaking in the street into a microphone.

Serial Killer's Neighbor Totally Saw It Coming
"He was loud, rarely kept to himself, and there was so much screaming coming from the house."

Kathy Bates should play Jim Rockford in a series reboot.

Photoshop Pete Hegseth banging on Oval Office door.

He's not getting in.

The door has a label on it

Photoshop FIFA Peace Prize mounted on a missile, flying against a background of blue skies and clouds.

FIFA Peace Prize Launched At Iran

Photoshop of Pete Hegseth banging on closed Oval Office door

Pete Hegseth Spotted This Afternoon Yelling "YOU SURE KNEW WHO I WAS LAST NIGHT!" Outside Oval Office Door

A limo on a desert road

Billionaires Fleeing California Make It As Far As New Mexico Before Getting Really Hungry

Wyna's going through something

Woman has psychotic smile while holding up grocery store oranges

Woman Making Everyone In Produce Aisle Uncomfortable

Man in a suit on a billboard over the highway. He's holding a chainsaw in the air and the text reads: "INJURED? CHAINSAW DARYL WINS!"

Trump Narrows Attorney General Search To Lawyer He Saw On A Billboard

Photoshop of Pam Bondi holding a box of dead plants.

Pam Bondi Packs Up The Dead Plants In Her Office And Heads Home

🔫 Moon's haunted

More shareholder value!!

Young man in hospital bed gives the thumbs up.

Man Sells Kidney For Tank Of Gas. Economists See New Trade Opportunities.

Trump speaking into a microphone, looking like a madman, gestering at his chest.

“We're going to bring them back to the stone ages where they belong," said President Trump, through a series of grunts, snorts, farts, and groans, beating harder and harder on his chest until his dominance as alpha was conveyed to his enemies and all potential challengers.

Photoshop of Trump hurling Ketchup at JD Vance

Vice President Claims Vital Role As President's Confidante