NO LMFAOOOO 😭😭

leigh started getting them on her feed too i swear it’s a virus it jumps from device to device.

just saw four sabrinas beat the shit out of a hatsune miku trying to join their rock band on tiktok

the footage that is coming out of the sabrina carpenter fortnite collab is incredible

shaking ur hand in canondale quick women’s 4 🤝 got her in the same color and everything i love her

i am fighting for my life with the “show me less like this” button

every other post on my bsky feed has been selfies of men going ✌️saying something like “hope u have a great day today!” with their bulge visible HSJGNGNN this app thinks i’m a gay, horny man 😭😭😭

any wokes want to hit the DEI bong with me

Talking about Persona 3 with friends be like...

I'm so sorry @leighxp.com
😭😭😭

Got my Seattle library card ✌️ put a hold on like five different books already it’s giving gamestop midnight release waiting in that pre-order line

Cool easter egg in Silent Hill 3

we call it “pride rocking” as she is like a lion looking over her dominion (me) and exercising authority (keeping me in bed)

Every morning, like clockwork, the second my alarm goes off and I’ve reached some semblance of consciousness, my cat will come and sit her stinky ass down directly on my chest.

i fucking BLINKED and oops played Balatro for 2.5 hours straight. I get it now.

every day i curse the men that enter a costco and lose all semblance of spatial awareness

OOKAMI

witcher 4

I started Baldur's Gate 3 this week and day 1 my game glitched in the wildest way when meeting Astarion... #bg3

(don't worry I censored him)

paramore fan first, human being second

2️⃣9️⃣🎄🎅

ME WHEN I WAS JUST AT THE GYM PLAYING BETWEEN SETS DID NOT EXPECT THIS AT ALL

BROOIRRORO WHAT HAPPENED HERE THIS IS ALL ONE PACK???

me every night before bed: i have to be funnier. i have to be funnier on bluesky.

REAL AS FUCK

jealous of my cat. she never has to know what an on-call rotation is.

Gonna make a habit out of using this account by reposting old work daily.

#fanart #fe3h #fireemblem #edelgard

see u at the merch line