Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
I have just concluded an afternoon nap. I emerge refreshed, renewed, and frankly a little smug about it. That is all.
We are ALL just trying to be Enya
Lots of people googling purdah this morning. The BBC news team should probably be one of them.
LOL.
So Palantir are like Fascist fascists i see yeah maybe we shouldn’t integrate the nazi computer into the NHS
Did a dog say that?
That’s a disturbing photo.
Philip Larkin said they mess you up, your mum and dad. He learned that from his dealer outside Hull Asda.
William Wordsworth wandered lonely as a cloud, then found a steady pitch outside Morrisons.*
*This is entirely my new favourite thing.
I do not give a single fuck that it was 62 million hits, not 62 million individuals. And if that is what you have to come back to me with, you are a soulless goon and you deserve to be fucking sad and alone.
Me before series 21: “Joel Dommett? Not my person.”
Me after the egg sub-task: fully converted, flag planted, no notes.
“I don’t regret it.” Neither do I, Joel. Neither do I. #Taskmaster
Cartoon of man exasperatedly throwing his hands up and saying "I guess"
Millions of lapsed Catholics realizing that they have become realigned with the Pope against their will
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Gutted, actually. I have a well-documented weakness for men in Ray-Bans (“the scarf of the face”) and even own a pair myself. Everyone will assume I’ve got the Meta ones now. Already a pervert, thanks. No need to spend 450 quid.
Left: Faiza Shaheen slams the head of Palantir in the UK
Right: Unanswered questions over what happened when Starmer and Mandelson visited Palantir
Fox hunting must end! 🦊
Mate, have you seen his Netflix specials? Stopping at 14 eps was the kindest thing he ever did.
Labour faces a green apocalypse at the local elections
Yes. That's the plan.
Join.greenparty.org.uk
Pope Leo clapping back at Trump doing more for my lapsed Catholicism than a lifetime of eternal damnation threats ever did
This is wild
A member of the government comes clean.
The idea Starmer has ‘kept Britain out of this illegal war’ has been a lie.
Been asked to contribute to a session at work about the positives of using AI in our business.
They will regret this.
It’s Jean-Paul Belmondo’s birthday.
Eternally relatable:
one day you walked out of Blockbuster for the very last time and you never even knew it
