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Smite them, mommy!

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No I am not!!! You cannot see meeeee

Oh no, they got me again!

Whew, I’ll tell you. Took way longer than three days.

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You never know if I’m in there or not 💀

Excuse me! He’s just not here at this moment. Why’d you have to call him the d-word like that? ☹️

Ha! You fools, I am evil forever!

Bon appetit!

I hope someone warned Tilion to put some clothes on! 🌕 🚀

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Not evil anymore I just want to be loved.

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Ready? Go!

No, but now you mention it…🥵

So, I think I have a crush.

They can open my dungeon any day 😏

Mordor, otherwise known as Sauron Island where nothing bad or illegal ever happens.

I was told she is the Joker.

My good loyal friend Jo K Rowling.

😠

I was wife, once.

Look… eye tried my best.

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A man with a dark crown and armor, eyes piercing green, sitting on a throne that looks like glass, staring down

A man enrobed in fire, light. His eyes a pale amber color

Melkor, Sauron

Middle Earth First, you know.

Me when I meet any elf from the house of Finwë

It’s me, your Byronic Daddy *cough* I mean Darcy.

so finally, here it is, as commissioned by @jessicannatar.bsky.social through the lil fundraiser some tolkien folks did last year for the palestine children relief fund. the gorgeous artwork was done by @galadrielswife.bsky.social who you should also follow on instagram @artsysibel

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HEYE!!!

I made a guest appearance at the Olympics

Or even worse (you could be Eru Ilúvatar)