i want to strrraaangggllle santander why are they being so difficult and unhelpful just give me my car title why do you even have it still i paid it off over a decade ago
Posts by crab
I think about this a lot.
do NOT put on tiger balm and wipe your tears right after; more tears
watching fallout prime and being a twin peaks fan i can't believe i get 2 coops
please just let me grieve in peace
Ft @ohthatsjordan.bsky.social & @dunesand.bsky.social (ノ^∇^)ノ
Bbg will be sleeping on the sofa :3
In LA with da homie and our room is rly big
a woman flying in the night sky ripping the most beautiful electric fart that propels her flight
a woman flying in the night sky ripping the most beautiful electric fart that propels her flight
i feel good!!! 🥰
Fox Mulder from X-Files saying “Hey, you got to stay alive if you want to stick it to the government”
“If you die, you let them off the hook.”
Needed this reminder today.
not the 'are you married yet?' from a tito i haven't seen in over a decade 💀
i know my period's otw cause i cried in the jollibee parking lot while eating a yumburger
guess who's going car shopping tomorrow!!!!
depressy eppy
One of my guildies is a beekeeper so I got some lovely honey 🐝
who's weedwacking rn homie it's 1am
i miss having deep conversations while running circles on top of orgrimmar bank
Omfg Okami I'm gonna cry
tryna get into the mood for a d&d campaign comin outta hiatus 😎
idgaf if i lost weight stop commenting on my body
my mom: anak please flip this over since your hands are so big
me, perfectly flipping the oversized flan over: yes mother :(
gladiator 2 is just gladiator fan fiction
Images that still nearly make me choke on my food with laughter (for $70)