the fiber in one bean is enough to cripple the median american

my interest is mostly in 20/20 vision, but logic comes up fairly often in the literature

no, regrettably

i have to do posts like this occasionally bc there's about a ~0.1% chance one of you finds it funny, whereas there's a 0.0% chance for anyone i know irl

'hindsight is always 20/20' is actually independent of ZF. cohen showed via a forcing argument that there are choiceless models where hindsight achieves 20/n vision for arbitrarily high n

every day bluesky approaches the perfect website: a pure, timeless webpage undisturbed by posts or users

highly productive bacterial culture develops in abandoned coffee cup

watching a three minute video in 90 seconds is a thrill that would have overwhelmed the ecstatic dionysian cultists of ancient greece

fbi recovers over 5,000 stolen glances in massive idiom-busting operation

Solemnly looting my wife's death box.

the vatican won't see your post congratulating the pope, but your ex-catholic mutuals who still feel a shameful tug of partisan allegiance to the church will

oh thank god

gupp you're freaking me out

those 'you are here' signs scare me. how do i know if im me or that little arrow on there

the moments between hearing 'the king is dead' and 'long live the king' are scary but after about king #5 you start to pick up on the pattern

bmo 🥰

the increasingly dire tenor of my apocalyptic visions is making it hard to take some of the older visions seriously. oh, it's going to rain blood for 6 months? what next, the easter bunny catches a cold?

this meeting could have been an email. i would read it over and over and smile

not how i see it

starting to think some of them just really hate effigies

one of those make it or break or features for serious high-volume posters

(white horse is not a horse voice) retweets are not endorsements

turning up the volume on my silence to drown out my neighbors

ultrafinitism is true. there is a largest number. and the power of love just increased it

not to get conspiratorial but the same could be said for many of those in office at the time

it was a point of pride for teenagers in the 90s to have a 'bad attitude'. this all came to a head in september of 2001

my bad faith son is flooding the zone by constantly wailing in his crib

i grew up in a tribulations household but i've always been partial to trials

Flock of bicycles just tried to swoop me as I walked past their local nesting cafe

discourse simply washes over me. maybe it's on my timeline, maybe not. i wouldn't know