Our most fearless journalists these days are our cartoonists.

I knew there was a reason why I didn't trust this book. Glad I never gave this worthless piece of trash a single second of attention

So I replied to a post about Star Fox with a photo of Slippy Toad but failed to realize I spelled it Sloppy Toad in the alt text and now I'm sorta kinda hoping Sloppy Toad becomes a thing

Sloppy Toad from Starfox 64

Alex Hirsch, creator of Gravity Falls

Hear me out...

I’m old enough to remember when paying for an HBO subscription meant you didn’t have to see a single advertisement.

My outfit for Saturday's Orioles game. A custom City Connect jersey with an orange Disney Oriole bird shirt and an Orioles yacht rock hat

Tickets are secured for Saturday, naturally I already have my outfit picked out.

Happy Opening Day! Go O's!!

if ai tried to replace me it would kill itself by the end of the day

Good.

Transphobes aren't welcome here #AEW

Minnesota's 'Fuck ICE' chants are my favorite of the bunch so far #AEWdynamite

An A I generated image of Renee Good and Alex Pretti memorialized as bronze statues

Jesus fucking Christ....

Look, I don't give a shit that we're on the same side of the aisle or the right side of history

👏STOP👏USING👏AI👏

Profile for a fake account promoting A I generated book

Just so we're clear, this is a fake human who's only posting reviews for 5 AI generated books over and over and over and over again #Blocked #AIslop

God isn't real but professional wrestling is

I know I'm not the first person to say this, but if you want books about wizards and dragons and magic, Ursula LeGuin's Earthsea novels are *right there* and they have about a million times more heart and beauty in them than anything JKR could ever write.

Supporting the new Harry Potter series means putting money in JK Rowling’s pockets which she then uses to harm trans people. There is no ethical consumption of her shitty writing.

“In my private conversations, these good people have assured me that Cloud City will maintain its sovereignty. Han will not be turned over to a bounty hunter, Leia and Chewbacca will be free to come and go as they please.”

I saw someone say the new Connect jersey's design is catering to the counties and all I can think is, yup, the counties full of white people that constantly talk about how they never go into Baltimore because the city is "too dangerous"

Stop it, brain! We just got going on the body horror story again. Do NOT do this to me right now! #WIP

Y'all shit talked those gorgeous black jerseys to death just to praise this beige colored nightmare with an abbreviated name on the front.

Newer fans don't even realise Resident Evil 3 is like the best one cause they played the remake instead.

I just finished using MS Paint in order to create 15 pages worth of jpegs because a student can't open a pdf made by Student Affairs.

Happy fucking Monday.

I'd much rather have that sandwich parm style. I don't know what it is about the rabe and sharp cheese but they bring out the absolute worst in each other

Right!? There's a special place in hell for whoever came up with that flavor combo.

I don't care how much heat I catch for this... the roast pork sandwich at Dinic's in Philly. The roast pork alone is amazing, but the bitter combo of broccoli rabe and sharp provolone completely ruins the sandwich.

I know you all think you're helping with your little comics depicting Trump as a dog/child/puppet but you're not

STOP! USING! AI! #SlopArt

I will never, ever be drawn into an argument over a youtuber. You are getting blocked immediately. You can't imagine how little I care about the vast majority of these little potemkin pundits.

I wrote up what the Iran War and crisis in the Strait of Hormuz means for the world. If this continues to spiral, we may be heading for a very different world than the one we currently inhabit. The last bit of normal may be gone for a generation.

www.thedissident.news/the-last/

John Fetterman explodes after Tatooine local makes miraculous shot targeting unshielded exhaust port

What a load of AI slop

Japanese Sentai: "How will I resolve this inner turmoil in order to be a better leader?"

American Power Rangers: "Ninjor help! The other Rangers have been turned into footballs!" #MMPR