screenshot of texts of me saying I'm thawing a bird to taxidermy under my arm and that no one would know and my best friend telling me I look like I would be doing that

crazy to me that some ppl don't think in words. they don't get to think sentences like 'piss is just annoying water'

just thought the sentence 'piss is just annoying water'

Sketches of two characters from The Pitt. Santos leans aggressively over a counter while Mel stands behind her sweating and wearing an apologetic smile. Santos says, “she asked for NO pickles.” Mel says, “i-, r-really, it’s fine.” hashtag mentos for life

why do I always fall for this exact ship dynamic

pov shot of my crotch in the passenger seat of a car but I'm also holding a swig soda. it's brown and milky

dirty soda

cut in half star apple in my lap in the sunshine

star apple

first person pov I'm holding a wrapped fruit inside of a public bathroom stall

exotic fruit in the rest stop bathroom

and no I'm not out here spending $499485859 on omakase while I'm broke, I'm w extended family for a funeral type thing and they are treating us. FOR the record

the curled up, raw remains of a small fish called a halfbeak. just the head and spine resting on a bed of shredded radish. there is some sashimi around it too.

did omakase for the first time today and had halfbeak for the first time? no idea this fish existed before today I don't think. they fried the rest of it whole at the end and I ate its head. always pleased when I'm allowed to eat the head at a restaurant

yah but also no random ass combination of restaurants inside a loves could possibly surprise me at this point

getting food poisoning from eating at the love's naf naf grill in gary indiana

yeah biggy got a rly bad and fast cancer. I got to go say bye to him which was nice but I miss him :'( gwenn is so awesome tho

for the real ones, gwenn is little jim's new sister after big jim died last year. I've been staying over to babysit them recently which has been nice even tho I get no sleep

my partner thanding with his hands behind his back, closely watching a fuzzy black 9 month old cat investigate a cabinet door

I've been babysitting a kitten named gwenn and here is christopher explaining gently to her that cabinets should not be opened by gwenns

we found one of her whiskers last night and I just sat there weeping for like 12 years

I miss my googoo

i love this picture of gorgeous mama and her bedraggled pile of pathetic dust

he looks exactly like this

screenshot of my partner showing me the baby cilantro leaf and me replying enthusiastically

our cilantro grew its first real leaf while I'm away from home if anyone cares

YOU ALREADY KNOW
WHAT IT IS!

that's so true

that's actually so cute. I wanted to be a ballerina truckdriver complete w beer belly and five o'clock shadow but I didn't assume this would be a reality. it was my 4 year old aspiration tho

outside of knowingly fantastical imagination my noisy brain was always like 'whatever you think any point in the future is gonna be like will be wrong so don't even try to think realistically abt it' even as a child I was an irritating pessimist

literally was not capable of picturing my adult years or the future of society so ig not

wake up dead man is so good. not enough viscous vats of bright green acid in this day and age

*today I can't read or type I hauve covid

my best friend at a desert mission

my best friend taking a picture of me in the rear view mirror while I also take a picture of her in it

my best friend standing in a mysterious giant rock structure in the middle of the desert

my best friend gazing into a miniature bookstore at a museum

my best friend isn't in social media but just so you guys know she is SO SPECIAL!!!!!!!!!!!! I WOULD KILL FOR HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

that I got a get well soon card in the mail from all my coworkers and then my best friend dropped off some treats and a rly sentimental little letter and I am crying a lotttttt