Goodbye Ozzy Osborne. If I see the adventurer that found your phylactery they're in big trouble.

I've just beaten a fly to death with this.

Titanic/The Wire crossover.

Sailor: "ICEBERG AHEAD!"

Clay Davis "Shiiiiiiiiiiieeeeet"

and so it shall be that non-existence shall take us back from existence and that nameless spirituality shall return to Void like a tired child home from a very wild circus

So long bus driver Daz. See you in whatever is next maybe.

And so it is that we as people do not exist until we do and then it is that we play with our world of existent things and order and disorder them

It's Crepemas Eve. I hope everyone has their pancake tree up and will be hanging their frying pans by the fire. Don't forget to leave out a drink of syrup for Panca Klaus and some sugar and lemon for his magic hedgehogs.

Although there is a great big dollop of CGNAT between the interwebs and I

Maybe not though my friend, maybe not... I smell a side project suitably entertaining to distract me from my actual work. I'm getting aromas of linux freeware with a hint of web frontend and a pinch of finally a use for that pointless raspberry pi cluster.

Self hosted perhaps?

Come On Everyone, Let's Just Get Fucking Shitfaced And Have A Lovely Time It's 3:00PM

Fuck the pain away
(Clap, clap)
Worries for another day
Fuck the pain away
(Clap, clap)
Down in Fraggle Rock.

DM me for the training montage 😘

As it is important to care for oneself and to take time for self-improvement, I am pleased to report that I can now fit 2 walnuts and 3 hazelnuts (without shells) under my foreskin.

If you're pissing him off you must be doing something right.

As I'm not American I don't know what the acronym DOGE stands for. In my head I read it as the Department Of Getting Even and as i understand it their role is basically as the brownshirts.

Yesterday, I dared to utter the phrase "I won't get a new phone when my contract runs out."

Today, I dropped my phone and shattered the screen.

Thought so...

The monks have taken a break from whatever it is they do (sodomy mostly) and produced this.

Although for our friends across the pond it should probably be renamed the non white/cis/hetero prayer

It's yours now.

Oh yeah! We terrorist now.

Smiley Culture 'Cockney Translation' Complete Original Version YouTube video by robmacgillivray

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Discordians should stick apart, but we need to do it together.

No way! I must've played this at least twice

Elon "Definitely not a nazi" musk.

Trans rights are, in fact human rights. Pass it on.

Our #StopFundingHate Crowdfunder is now over 21% towards its target - a massive thankyou to everyone who's supported and shared so far! www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/stop-gb-ne...

Not if you take photos of what happens.

A powerful one too. Save it for when you _REALLY_ mean it.

Neil Gaiman - May your earholes turn to arseholes and shit on your shoulders. You absolute bastard.

I made a dogs dinner of my work today. But then I remembered I'm an animal nutritionist so was really pleased.