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What I did with my evening

3 weeks ago 1179 39 43 0
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Wikipedia blacklists Archive.today, starts removing 695,000 archive links If DDoSing a blog wasn't bad enough, archive site also tampered with web snapshots.

The headline does not convey how completely batshit this story is. The Archive Today (archive.ph etc) admin weaponized the site's captcha to attack a blogger who wrote about them and *altered archived screenshots* as part of the attack.

arstechnica.com/tech-policy/...

2 months ago 3760 1511 57 135
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a castle with a burning eye on top of it . ALT: a castle with a burning eye on top of it .

The Eye of Moron suddenly swings in your direction…

2 months ago 49 3 0 0

having your city noticed by the president is now a natural disaster on par with a hurricane or major flood

2 months ago 8089 1300 67 52
comic:

when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns.

if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind.

if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind.

I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

comic: when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns. if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind. if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind. I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.

Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗

3 months ago 17451 4666 12 8
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MUST READ thread before Monday night's forecasted G4 / SEVERE geomagnetic storm. Auroras could be seen as far south as the U.S.-Mexico border at times. Widespread mid-latitude displays are possible. Here's what you need to know to have a successful aurora chase tonight! 🧵

#heliophysics #aurora

3 months ago 675 375 23 84

Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation

3 months ago 1852 368 13 20
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Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting
"They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head."
An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

Distraught woman says ICE killed her wife in video after deadly Minneapolis shooting "They killed my wife," the distraught woman says, adding, "They shot her in the head." An ICE agent shot and killed a 37-year-old woman who was driving an SUV in Minneapolis on Wednesday. / Screenshot/@Breaking911

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries.
"We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

"They killed my wife. I don't know what to do," the woman says through sobs in the footage, with a damaged SUV visible in the distance behind her. "We stopped to videotape, and they shot her in the head," the woman cries. "We have a six-year-old at school," she says, almost unable to breathe, as a chaotic scene in which federal officers prevented at least one doctor who was on the scene from assisting the shot victim unfolds. "We're new here," the distraught woman says in despair.

You and your wife drop your 6-year-old off at school. You just moved here. You see ICE terrorizing your new neighbors. You film them, as is your legal right. Your wife complies with orders. She is then shot in the head. You still have to pick up your child later today.

This could be you.

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Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment

Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment

Mom Wants To Know If You Could Use Grandma’s Antique, 12-Person Dining Room Table In Your Studio Apartment theonion.com/mom-wants-to-know-if-you...

3 months ago 3708 364 72 44
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Family Christmas is when you learn so many new things, such as the fact kids are using devices to emulate amiibo if they don't care about the statues.

But I would never let such blatant lawlessness into my home, personally. I'm merely showing what relatives are doing.

3 months ago 1516 100 7 0
Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future (1990) is a speculative book written by Scottish geologist Dougal Dixon and illustrated by Philip Hood. The scene depicts a future evolutionary descendant of man a "tundra dweller" attacked by a different descendants species of man in a wintery setting. I'm the distance more large assed members of the tundra dwellers ignore the violent scene. SEASONS GREASONS ONE AND ALL

Man After Man: An Anthropology of the Future (1990) is a speculative book written by Scottish geologist Dougal Dixon and illustrated by Philip Hood. The scene depicts a future evolutionary descendant of man a "tundra dweller" attacked by a different descendants species of man in a wintery setting. I'm the distance more large assed members of the tundra dwellers ignore the violent scene. SEASONS GREASONS ONE AND ALL

SEASON'S GREASONS

4 months ago 4414 1891 65 46
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For any Dimension 20 nerds out there, we WILL be bringing the dome to Capitol Hill if I win.

4 months ago 2690 370 48 36
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is the gingerbread gamecube my magnum opus?

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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:

4 months ago 8120 2538 74 364

hard SF vs soft SF is a false dichotomy, it's really mathpervert or alienfucker

5 months ago 131 31 8 4
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Defend Kat Against Unjust Charges Show your support with a contribution.

You’ve probably heard but I have been federally indicted by Trump’s DOJ.

We now have to cover the costs of a campaign *and* a legal battle to preserve our First Amendment rights.

Help us win this fight by chipping in at katforillinois.com/legal

5 months ago 14455 5288 364 168

white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

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6 months ago 13408 10721 584 1297
A No Man's Sky player-built corvette, viewed in profile. It's made up of small fuselage segments that spell out the word "SHIP"

A No Man's Sky player-built corvette, viewed in profile. It's made up of small fuselage segments that spell out the word "SHIP"

A No Man's Sky corvette. It's... a forklift. Just a whole-ass forklift, floating in space.

A No Man's Sky corvette. It's... a forklift. Just a whole-ass forklift, floating in space.

A No Man's Sky corvette, built to be indestructible. It's in the shape of a Nokia brick phone, flying past an asteroid field with a planet in the background.

A No Man's Sky corvette, built to be indestructible. It's in the shape of a Nokia brick phone, flying past an asteroid field with a planet in the background.

A No Man's Sky corvette, built to instill terror. It's Thomas the Tank Engine, complete with dead, googly eyes.

A No Man's Sky corvette, built to instill terror. It's Thomas the Tank Engine, complete with dead, googly eyes.

Sometimes I am forced to admit - and worry - that I am just not a sicko. I don't have it in me.

Images via the No Man's Sky subreddit.

7 months ago 37 2 3 1

I am calm. I am breathing deeply through my nose. I am counting to ten. I…

WHAT, ARE YOU AFRAID YOUR DOG WILL INFODUMP TO YOU ABOUT THE FUCKING BALL?!?

7 months ago 2604 682 133 31

Remember, what is "smut" or "adult content" has always had VERY loose boundaries where conservatives are concerned. It is a small step for them from outright porn to anything that they deem "inappropriate"... including queer themes and identities. You HAVE to hold the line for everyone.

8 months ago 1556 783 3 8
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Corp accountant here, Investor Relations is the team that is legally obligated to handle investor concerns.
If you have a fund with MC or Visa in it, I suggest calling and demanding to know what your compensation will be for the reduction in Earnings Per Share caused by cutting off income streams (:

8 months ago 3082 2170 11 59

Have you heard the tale of Darth Maul? It’s a two-parter.

8 months ago 228 34 12 1
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You can always wish ill on transphobes and billionaires

it's always morally correct

You can always wish ill on transphobes and billionaires it's always morally correct

8 months ago 6376 2658 1 0
two characters in a single comic strip pane:
- first character: "I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WISH ILL, STEVEN"
- steven: "DAMN"

two characters in a single comic strip pane: - first character: "I THINK WE'RE GONNA HAVE TO WISH ILL, STEVEN" - steven: "DAMN"

AUGUST 16, 2025

8 months ago 9232 2472 33 17

It's like a virus. If they put out a statement at 2 weeks and we stop, then the next time they censor even more, we'll have to call 4 weeks to get them to even make a statement.

The fight won't be easier to win a year from now. We just have to be relentless, we can't give them a recovery period.

8 months ago 3587 3056 5 11
a decorative elaborate wall display of five swords

a decorative elaborate wall display of five swords

a denuded wall where only hooks are

a denuded wall where only hooks are

so someone broke into my apartment at night and stole all of my swords and im kind of. in shock

8 months ago 5090 603 656 218
Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

Will Riker wearing a v neck that goes almost down to his dick

despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick

8 months ago 10269 1793 334 163

The Itch/Steam thing dropped off the trending tab.

Therefore it's time to remind you again to swamp the payment processors with more calls.

If the call volume dies down in under a week they aren't going to learn their lesson. Make them regret it.

8 months ago 10195 6802 25 40

Currently on the phone with Visa

Instead of starting with a complaint, I approached this as a Confused American Consumer who doesn't understand why they can't buy things off a website they use

The call center rep immediately asked if it was about Steam/itch

(cont)

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Screenshot from The Gunk

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Just noticed that there's a double-pack of Wavetale and The Gunk going 94% off.

Two good and very pretty sci-fi action adventures.

Easily worth a couple dollars.

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