Mark Zuckerberg is making an AI clone of himself to talk to his employees What's better than one boss? Two!

Meta is working on a AI powered Mark Zuckerberg robot to engage with employees. If successful, they plan to attempt to replicate an actual human.

Just a reminder: We don't need Meta. You can delete your Facebook account, your Instagram account, your WhatsApp account. If they don't need human employees, humans don't need them.

"When Iron Man isn't on screen, everyone should be asking 'Where's Iron Man?'"

You know what they're going to do. They're going to Forrest Gump Doctor Doom into the background of every Infinity Stone collection scene.

I'm not sure how you could take any other stance. Everything that comes out of the White House, on any issue, has been a lie since Inauguration.

Ooo, ooo, I hope he does a Bela Lugosi voice. I think Latveria is basically a stand-in for Romania anyway.

A package of Blind Robins. Supposedly fish. Possibly just fish skins soaked in salt.

I really can't say where they're from, but every bar around here used to stock Blind Robins, the nastiest, saltiest fish in existence. They were primarily used to punish the loser in any assorted bar bet.

Trump couldn't win a thumb war against post "Pope of Greenwich Village" Paulie.

Yeah, he was terrible on SNL, and graduated to being terrible on The Tonight Show.

Second.

Eugenics, the choice of true dickheads everywhere. If you're an evil prick, ask about Eugenics!

Whatever will the Democrats do with one less pedophile in their ranks? Won't somebody please think of..., er, wait...

Carter was done dirty by the Reagan Campaign.
There is also a parallel to how he and Biden were treated by the media. Every slip-up, or supposed slip-up of Carter's received extended coverage. Reagan, on the other hand, was treated with kid gloves because "he was just an actor."

Like US Senator Craig before them, they simply have a "wide stance." No implications can be made.

That technique *might* be able to spread cheese. Well, soft cheese. Like a room temperature brie.

Wow. Marvel has lost a great deal of brain cells since Endgame first released.

Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner

Yeah, but now, instead of being correctly labeled "manifestos," they are called Autobiographies or Op-Ed pieces for the New York Times.

"🎶 Don't cry for me, Alabama..."

Desperately reaching for the silver lining of getting beaten as a child.

People outside the FBI, as well.

This guy. Always with "don't listen to anyone but me! Only I know truth," then proceeding to spit out lie after lie.

If three Trump-friendly new sources are reporting something Trump doesn't like, it's probably close to accurate.

Unfortunately, you speak the truth.

Wow! David Spade and <checks notes for spelling> Theo Von? The box office may reach over $100.

That's more than likely a misprint. It should be: "concerns rise about crime being blatantly committed by the most wealthy."

The tariffs should be repaid to the people who *actually* paid them: the consumers.

I really hope you can find something substantial.

a dog is dancing in a room with the words happy birthday happy dance written on it . Alt: a dog is dancing in a room with the words happy birthday happy dance written on it .

Happy birthday!

Do you have to change it to "half logy" to keep the rhyming scheme?

Again, sorry of I implied you were attempting to mis-portray the facts. That was not my intention.