so get off your butt and teach her more!!

hi gonzo! we're under our THIRD (maybe 4th???) tornado watch of the week! hope you have better weathers!

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"Can we go to the Zac Brown concert?"
"We have the Zac Brown concert at home"

It's only fitting that Chrissy tragically gets given a last-minute twist and loses the game again thanks to a man named Ben #Survivor50

i think she said it a few weeks ago??? it got her in a LOT of trouble online bc everyone was like 'yeah idk if you meant it this way but that has racial undertones' and she basically deleted her twitter

COACH WAS ON THE SHOW
HE CANNOT SLAY THE DRAGONS
THE TRIBE HAS SPOKEN

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wipe your ass with that same cloth you're cut from, guys. #survivor #survivor50

wipe your ass with that same cloth you're cut from, guys.

I think that was my favorite episode of the season so far. Keep it coming. #Survivor #Survivor50

how did your life change, i'll say for the worst, when you joined the alliance with the dragon slayer and i? #survivor #survivor50

"thank you dragon slayer, you changed my life" ok but not for the better... #survivor #survivor50

oh shut UP, benjamin #survivor #survivor50

his name is BENJAMIN so if they're going alphabetically... #survivor #survivor50

wait why is chrissy first #survivor #survivor50

I LOVE THIS SONG #survivor #survivor50

really putting the cc in see you next tuesday #survivor #survivor50

CINEMA #Survivor #survivor50

omfg what a bookend experience to coach's "the martyr approach" from tocantins #survivor #survivor50

If coach haikus in the forest and no one hears, does it make a sound #survivor #survivor50

"lay low. don't sing, no haiku, lay low." oh this is DELICIOUS coming from chrissy. #survivor #survivor50

hell yeah mr flippy floppy #survivor #survivor50

a cartoon illustration of a coconut with arms and legs and a smiling face ALT: a cartoon illustration of a coconut with arms and legs and a smiling face

a third husband has entered the polycule #survivor #survivor50

THATS MY MOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #survivor #survivor50

they really find a way to show this erik clip every season don't they #survivor #survivor50

why you gonna make my MOM work on her well deserved vacation???????????????? #survivor #survivor50

If we lose Christian tonight bc he’s attached to Mr. Fee Fi Fo Fum I’m going to be insufferable about it #Survivor50

a man with a tattoo on his arm stands in a room Alt: Someone cheering for a football team on the tv.

TIFFANY SAFE #survivor50

haha two balls #survivor #survivor50

me in my next DnD campaign